Canadian Maplemoose 

When two gentleman stick 2 cucumbers per rectum in eachother and watch football.

Met up with my boy today for a nice canadian maplemoose

Canadian Maplemoose by jjjjjjy February 9, 2022

Canadian Flag Shaft

During sex the most patriotic man will super glue a flag to his penis and wave it as the others suck him off. This is a way to show true Canadian heritage.

In premarital sex between men of mixed races usually between 6 and 10 men there will be a man to pull the Canadian flag shaft.

Canadian Flag Shaft by Thenickfebicoffical February 28, 2022

Canadian smile 

Similar to the “white boy smile” but with more of raised eyebrows. Canadian smile is used when walking by someone and not knowing what to do so you make the awkward Canadian smile at them, usually paired with a slight nod.

“I was on a walk the other day and this guy on the other side of the street caught eye contact with me and we both Canadian smiled it was pretty awkward”

Canadian smile by Ejhejehdhwjd March 18, 2022

Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms 

A worthless rag for Justin Trudeau to wipe his butthole with.

Justin is just like his dad. He has suspended the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms.

Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms by dumbwhitemale April 29, 2022

Canadian taxi 

When you call a cab in Canada and give the driver maple syrup and poutine on Canada day

Me and my buddy did a Canadian taxi this Canada day and the driver drove us for free!

Canadian taxi by Pineapple6685 August 26, 2022

Canadian boy 

The most perfect, beautiful and most adorable boys on the planet.

“Wow look at that guy he’s breathtaking”
“Yeah bro he’s a Canadian boy”

Canadian boy by Milk123711 September 5, 2022

Canadian Riot 

Pushing over a trash can and running away

School sucks, we should start a Canadian riot.

Canadian Riot by Ace55172379632432 October 4, 2022