On my way to a my frat brother’s bachelor party in Vegas I received a ball draining Mile-high blumpkin from the flight attendant.
by Mile-height pilot December 11, 2022
Get the Mile-high blumpkinmug. An adorable young fox cub who's Sonic's sidekick and best friend. He's a lot like Sonic. Tails is smart, intelligent, charming, kind, sweet, pure-hearted, and innocent.
Bully: You like Tails from Sonic? You have a crush on a literal newborn baby!
Me: You're just jealous because you'll never be as nice as Miles Tails Prower.
Me: You're just jealous because you'll never be as nice as Miles Tails Prower.
by yomom123_44 February 15, 2024
Get the Miles Tails Prowermug. Miles doesn’t accept participation awards.
by Big Daddy Baklava November 28, 2020
Get the Milesmug. by xqdqdcqwdqq July 1, 2024
Get the Milesmug. Harmony Miles is Makenzie Anaya’s best friend❤️She’s always there for her friends when u need her the most😊she has a terrible past that I don’t want to talk about because it’s her life not mine but basically her dad left and her mom passed away a couple years ago and life has been tough for her since then😞but she’s a very pretty, smart, and funny girl that everyone wants to be friends with and if u aren’t then welp ur missing out🤷🏽 ♀️But moving on harmony is Kenzie’s best friend and only hers❤️❤️
by Gabe’s girl September 5, 2019
Get the Harmony Milesmug. by Livinglegendlew November 24, 2021
Get the Lewis milesmug. A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.
“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
by Does it Dirty June 9, 2025
Get the Midlife Mile‑Clubmug.