Walking up in the morning, hungover, after a night on the town and finding fast food in your pocket.
Dude, I don't remember much after the 6th round of fireball shots last night, but the Wendy's JBC hit the spot this morning . I love a pocket burger and it was still warm!!!
by rnnrdad November 4, 2020
Get the Pocket Burgermug. A burger made with 2 Psilocybin caps as “buns” of the burger, an angus patty basted in cani-butter, THC grown lettuce, LSD infused ketchup and mustard, Acid tabs layer neatly on 2 slices of provolone, and finally a cup of lean to wash it down.
by M3 The Skeleton May 30, 2021
Get the The Fucking Burger.mug. Friend: What do you have planned for tonight?
You: Well, probably going to drink a bottle of vodka then have someone pick me up a sack full of regret burgers and put them into my face.
McDonalds worker: Can I interest you in a value meal tonight?
You: No. Please put 10 McDoubles in a bag.
Friend in passenger seat: mmm... regret burgers. Good planning.
You: Well, probably going to drink a bottle of vodka then have someone pick me up a sack full of regret burgers and put them into my face.
McDonalds worker: Can I interest you in a value meal tonight?
You: No. Please put 10 McDoubles in a bag.
Friend in passenger seat: mmm... regret burgers. Good planning.
by tastyvension January 27, 2014
Get the regret burgermug. by dumb jsjsj September 15, 2023
Get the flip burgermug. My God this ain’t no hamburger it’s a Bronto Burger .
Let’s go to Joe’s Diner for on of them Branto Burger.
Let’s go to Joe’s Diner for on of them Branto Burger.
by General Disaray June 17, 2018
Get the Bronto Burgermug. CHILD 1- "Have you heard the latest advertisement?"
CHILD 2 - "No, what's it about?"
CHILD 1 - "Burger toothpaste,"
CHILD 2 - "Burger what? What's that?"
CHILD 1 - "It goes like this ... Burrrrr-ger toothpaste, no cavities, no teeth, Ole!"
CHILD 2 - "A very useful type of toothpaste that is!"
(Note the no cavities no teeth part)
CHILD 2 - "No, what's it about?"
CHILD 1 - "Burger toothpaste,"
CHILD 2 - "Burger what? What's that?"
CHILD 1 - "It goes like this ... Burrrrr-ger toothpaste, no cavities, no teeth, Ole!"
CHILD 2 - "A very useful type of toothpaste that is!"
(Note the no cavities no teeth part)
by Coralkid November 10, 2017
Get the Burger Toothpastemug. Created in a secret lab deep within the earth for Franklin House, Valparaiso Indiana.
Mad Creator: Mr. Erik Bakrevski.
Know as the tastiest burger ever conceived by a mortal man.
Mad Creator: Mr. Erik Bakrevski.
Know as the tastiest burger ever conceived by a mortal man.
Gus: Suck my dick! This House Burger is the shiznit.
Leon: You're Goddamn right Gus. I'd suck a dick for that lip smacking goodness.
Leon: You're Goddamn right Gus. I'd suck a dick for that lip smacking goodness.
by Scoob0023 June 19, 2016
Get the House Burgermug.