Litchfield chocolate blind fold

When ur friend passes out early ... u get naked then u creep up on him like bill Cosby at a bar u squat over his eyes and line ur asshole with his eyeball ... from there proceed to take a shit but go left to right or right to left with the eye balls whatever u prefer for the night finally pack the shit down with ur cock to make sure it's firm on the eyes" with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn" ... no homo

i was hanging out with troy and he fell asleep so I crept up on him and gave him a consensual litchfield chocolate blind fold .

2. There was a new fagget to litchfield so we gave him a initiation to the litchfield chocolate blind fold socIety.
Then we tied him down in a abandon shack put up candles and raped his ass..... then finished it off with a litchfield chocolate blind fold but the intiation could not be complete with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn to mold the blind fold around his eyeballs.

Remember !!!! To always cover the shit from the eyebrow to the cheek

by Djdnakaouabxbx December 6, 2016

No weed left behind!!

You know no child left behind yea fuck that all bud will be smoked tf u doing leaving weed behind dumbass smh- E.L

Pothead1: You ready too go.
Pothead2: Bro u gonna just leave the weed u dropped rolling?
Pothead1: nah imma dust it off.
Pothead2: you ungrateful bitch! NO WEED LEFT BEHIND!!

by Kidd louie August 9, 2017

blind zebra

While doing your girl doggy-style you switch back and forth between holes, disregarding any screams or attempts to stop this action. The whole time you moan like a zebra.

Joan was totally being a bitch the other day so I decided to blind zebra her while having sex. Now she can barely walk straight AND has a yeast infection.

by kfree July 20, 2008

blind ass

a blind asshole
used when ya too fuckin lazy to say "you blind asshole"

shut yo fuckin mouth you blind ass!

by Tyrell James October 31, 2004

blind mummy

While banging a woman doggy style, you fake an orgasm, she then turns around unsuspecting of the wad you have saved to blow in her face. The blinding effect of said wad in her eyes make her run around the bedroom, arms outstretched, like a blind mummy.

Guy:Oh yeah!!!!
Girl: Did you finish??
Guy: Boulla, in da face!
Girl: uhhhhhh!!!!

by Scroat Dog July 20, 2003

fruit blindness

Inability to recognize homosexuals. Lack of gaydar. Typically used in reference to girlfriends/wives of gay men.

Uh, your boyfriend is totally gay. You have an obvious case of fruit blindness.

by M B I May 14, 2009

blind betty

When a man jerks off on a womans eye lids while she is passed out. When the woman wakes up her eyes are crusted over causing her to become blinded.

Why do you think Hellen Keller was dumb, deaf, and blind? She got a little more than a blind betty

by Cherry Poppin March 3, 2009