Pronounced Bate-the-wife. Irish slang for Bulmers cider. The name refers to the Irish urban legend that lads would go to the pub, get lashed off Bulmers and go home and kick the shit out of their wives. This was a severe image problem for bulmers in it’s infancy
by BigJson June 25, 2018
Get the beat the wifemug. Skylar: Yo Chad, let's go beat a fag ;)
Chad: aha fuck dude, i'm not wanking you off
Skylar: nah man,get the fuck outta here, I mean let's go smoke a cig :D
Chad: Ooooh, okay man, fucking radical!
Chad: aha fuck dude, i'm not wanking you off
Skylar: nah man,get the fuck outta here, I mean let's go smoke a cig :D
Chad: Ooooh, okay man, fucking radical!
by proteinmoose March 18, 2014
Get the beat a fagmug. When someone in school gets such a low score on a multiple choice test that a monkey filling in random answers would have beaten them.
Deon: What the..? I got a 12% on my biology midterm!
Poindexter: Weren't there only 4 possible answers for each question? You should have gotten a 25% even if you guessed on every single one!
Deon: How can this be? How can I know LESS than nothing?
Poindexter: Haha, you got beat by the monkey.
Poindexter: Weren't there only 4 possible answers for each question? You should have gotten a 25% even if you guessed on every single one!
Deon: How can this be? How can I know LESS than nothing?
Poindexter: Haha, you got beat by the monkey.
by DeanAmine October 6, 2010
Get the beat by the monkeymug. Sick beats - Beats (any form of music, though can refer to specific rhythmic beats) that show truly exceptional qualities; of the highest quality, etc. Can also be used as a general positive adjective.
Synonymous with the term 'Phat beats'.
Synonymous with the term 'Phat beats'.
"these beats are MAD siq, cuz"
"proper siq beats"
"bro your adidas trackies are SIQ BEATS"
"we pumpin out siq beats 24-7, baby"
"proper siq beats"
"bro your adidas trackies are SIQ BEATS"
"we pumpin out siq beats 24-7, baby"
by bezdelnik July 29, 2014
Get the Siq Beatsmug. by TTLB5 May 2, 2022
Get the Beat Sabermug. by psychosis098 December 14, 2016
Get the beat the willymug. Random dude : Beat Saber is EZ, it’s not even a ’’real workout’’
*watches Bandoot and other good beat saber players
Random dude : OOF
Random dude 2 : I have VR, let me try, this shouldn’t be THAT hard
*opens the game, fails the tutorial, quits the game, deletes the game
*watches Bandoot and other good beat saber players
Random dude : OOF
Random dude 2 : I have VR, let me try, this shouldn’t be THAT hard
*opens the game, fails the tutorial, quits the game, deletes the game
by Dank Boy [YT] September 24, 2019
Get the Beat Sabermug.