Diago-Bastard

The asshole you decides to take up two parking spaces in a busy parking lot because they think someone may park too close to their beaten up ghetto-mobile.

"That Diago-Bastard parked across two parking spots, I am never gonna get to the blue-light special in K-Mart."

by Krista-Lise May 06, 2005

bastard hole

One hole which is such as therefore what is such as a hole of which one is a bastard.

Get the hell off my kool-aid, bastard hole.

by sgmpornstarr August 10, 2011

moranic bastard

someone conciderd as a moron and a bastard pute together.

guy: theres that bitch shes a moron

girl: ya i heard she doesnt know who her dad is and her moms a hooker

guy: ya...shes a bastard

girl: no way man shes a moranic bastard.

by *~Jennerz*~ May 09, 2005

cheeky bastard

The act of putting ur penis in between a big butt and simply grinding in it with out actual internal sex.

-or-

The act of putting ur penis inbetween the cheeks of a big butt

Dude #1: wud u hit it?

Dude #2: yeah, how bout u?

Dude #1: yeah....

Dude #1: DAMN look at that big butt joint im bousta cheeky bastard that humongo ...

Dude #2: word up..

by mini-vanna white November 12, 2006

Bastard Fish

Bastard Fish: A great 2 man band out of St.Charles, MO. Known for only one song. (I Hate My Life)It is a ballad about hating ones life.

I feel super Bastard Fish today.

That bitch makes me Bastard Fish!

by D Masch July 29, 2008

prick bastard

no def. given due to Jeff P.(you know who you are) would be offended

You fucking prick bastard

by heehee April 06, 2005

Cheeky bastard

When you're drunk or high so you do what you were told not to do ,and you don't do what you were told to do.

Mom: did you wash the dishes?
Jeremy: no hehe
Mom: why you cheeky bastard!

by Kingtrolo64p July 31, 2021