rear bagger

to stick one's testicles in a girl's anus.

see dog in a bathtub

"...her ass is pretty loose so I decide to pull the rear bagger and she's cool with it..."

by Thrilla from Manila July 3, 2008

Self Bagger

Referring to one (normally a female) who is so hideous, revolting and/or disgusting that one would rather place a bag over one's head in the hope of suffocating, thus leading to death, as opposed to having intercourse with said person/female.
A spoof of "bag her and tag her" and the grocery store checkout method.

I passed a girl the other day that was possible the most disturbing thing I had ever seen. She was a definite self bagger

by Marin Rs March 30, 2009

Stealth Badger

The most common critter in the whole world, there have been reports of possible over-population.

It is a badger that is permanently hidden through use of stealth.

It is so good at this that we never know they are there....Interesting

Jon - Dude, was that a stealth badger?

Friend - Was it f*ck, those things don't exist

Jon - They do - www.urbandictionary.com says so....it's 'gotta be true!

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by Mack3nzi3 September 15, 2009

Like a Badger

The sentence "like a badger" is used to completely confuse the person you are talking to. It can be used at any part in a conversation.

Man 1: "Im tired"
Man 2: "Yeah LIKE A BADGER you are."

by Steve Amazing January 6, 2008

bandersnatch

One among many archaic nonsense words used in the classic poem "The Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll. Could possibly be a monster more horrible than the Jubjub bird.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

by Ruby "Cuff" Slasher June 26, 2004

O-Bagger

An Obama-Apologist sheep, which is the Democrat equivalent of a Tea-Bagger. No matter what or despite the truth, an O-Bagger will lie to protect their favored president, just like how Conservatives protected GWBush.

I questioned the lies of President Obama, just like I questioned the lies of GWBush when he was president, and this O-Bagger verbally attacked me with their typical vitriol & diatribe.

by Revolutionary Love July 30, 2011

trapped badger

The sensation of having an uncomfortable turd sat in the departure lounge.

Phaaarp ! Jesus Christ, I feel like my arse has a trapped badger in it.

by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009