Bacon Boi

Bacon Boi is the Kaisers right hand in Jebendia.
Once called Baconator,a long time ago.
Chill lad who is relatable most of the time.
Bacon Boi:FUCK WHY DID I PLANT THE ANCIENT SEED IN FALL
Everyone: Haha idiot,ancient seed go brrrr
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Cook bacon

Using strong smells to cover up the smell of a fired gun.
I used a scented candle to cook bacon after discharging my 44 mag through my living room wall.
by Patman888 August 19, 2016
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Brodie bacon

A spastic who is fit and autistic
Did you hear brodie bacon is doing princess trust
by J1mmy5avi113 May 26, 2022
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Fake Baconing

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.
Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.
by Oh, hayyyy November 28, 2022
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bacon dick

a very very old looking dick
wow did you see that he has a bacon dick!
by meatballeater December 15, 2017
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pulled a bacon

"Oh wow, I pulled a bacon yesterday. Now I feel good!"
by romromrom April 06, 2014
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