bacon gimping

To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.

We indulged in a spot of Bacon Gimping , and had a nice bacon sandwich afterwards.

by anothersteve January 18, 2017

Guster Bacon

An alien who is obsessed with the human band Guster and also likes bacon.
Can be used metaphorically to talk about somebody who has an obsession with something and likes bacon.

Person1:Did you hear that Beyonce released a new song and she is having this massive giveaway for 30 minutes with her?
Person2: You're really a Guster Bacon about her.

by UltraKombat751 February 15, 2021

The bacon bap

1G of Marijuana.

Deen: "Aye, but how much is the Bacon Bap?"
McKenzie: "Usually he charges £12.50 but if youre his mate its £10"

by Memeulous69 May 30, 2018

bag of bacon

That greasy stash o cash

I just gotta leave this place with a big bag of bacon. Stupid horse

by ☝️ September 21, 2021

Kevin Bacon

The deed in which you send all of your friends named Kevin, bacon in the mail. Pre-cooked bacon is recommended.

Ian: Hey Bubba, why did you send me bacon in the mail?

Bubba: I need more friends named Kevin.
Ian: That didn’t explain anything...
Bubba: KEVIN BACON!

by Eject Rejects! May 14, 2020

bacon salter

one who attempts to glamorize their mundane lives via grandstanding and/or grandiloquent and pompous behavior.

"You like to salt your bacon?"

"Man, that kid sure is a bacon salter."

by john p awesome February 23, 2010

Extra Bacon

This is a statement like Jumbo Shrimp or Military Intelligence.

Should I throw out the extra Bacon?

by Rustysoap August 26, 2013