Bacon Boi is the Kaisers right hand in Jebendia.
Once called Baconator,a long time ago.
Chill lad who is relatable most of the time.
Once called Baconator,a long time ago.
Chill lad who is relatable most of the time.
by Jebendia's eternal rice farmer July 13, 2021
1. The festival was so peaceful, until the noise of Sky Bacon drowned out the music, what a waste of public funds.
2. The eye in the sky captured the car chase on video thanks to Sky Bacon.
2. The eye in the sky captured the car chase on video thanks to Sky Bacon.
by jiminyturtle May 18, 2013
Anything that can be classified as perfect, illustrious, or otherwise worthy of proud display.
Have you ever cooked bacon to sheer perfection? Not too crispy, not too limp? To the point where you are so utterly impressed and proud of your accomplishment that it comes to completely define the concept of "perfection"?
Have you ever cooked bacon to sheer perfection? Not too crispy, not too limp? To the point where you are so utterly impressed and proud of your accomplishment that it comes to completely define the concept of "perfection"?
by kilowatthours June 21, 2019
1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one
2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.
2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.
(watching family guy)
friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?
friend 2: it's a bacon boner.
friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.
friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?
friend 1: lois has nice tits.
friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?
friend 2: it's a bacon boner.
friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.
friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?
friend 1: lois has nice tits.
by bacon3490745 February 28, 2012
When a girl expects a guys junk to be erect and happy to see her, and sadly comes to realize its flaccid, or "soggy". Like the actual soggy bacon, its disappointing.
Mike: Hey man, how was that chick last night?
Jaquare: Shit, man. I thought I was ready, but I pulled a soggy bacon on her.
Jaquare: Shit, man. I thought I was ready, but I pulled a soggy bacon on her.
by abofdrjizz June 27, 2014
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by blinkingbittersweet October 29, 2009