Bacon Train

a quick succession of butt kicking against a team or individual

we road the bacon train right over those fools

by ginger winner April 28, 2011

Bacon Jew

One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.

He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.

by Gojai August 31, 2017

Bacon Handle

Penis

Baby, climb on top of my bacon handle and get ready for the ride of your life!

by Bacon Handler December 15, 2011

Bacon Flipper

One who enjoys same sexual relationships.

Paul is such a bacon flipper.

by Talk n stuff April 27, 2014

bacon boner

1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one

2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.

(watching family guy)

friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 2: it's a bacon boner.

friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.

friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 1: lois has nice tits.

by bacon3490745 May 23, 2012

Sweet Bacon

An exclimation to be yelled when neither "Sweet!" or "Bacon!" will suffice.

person 1: I found a hunk of gold!
person 2: Sweet bacon!

by blinkingbittersweet November 1, 2009

pulled a bacon

To take a long nap.

"Oh wow, I pulled a bacon yesterday. Now I feel good!"

by romromrom May 18, 2014