when you need to buy some food and you see something that has bacon in it and you have to buy it regardless of price or quality because well, it has bacon in it.
Guy1: That sandwich has to be about 4 days old
guy2: yeah but it's got bacon in it
guy1: aaah, bacon blindness.
guy2: yeah but it's got bacon in it
guy1: aaah, bacon blindness.
by someguywholikesbacon May 16, 2010
Get the Bacon Blindnessmug. one who attempts to glamorize their mundane lives via grandstanding and/or grandiloquent and pompous behavior.
by john p awesome February 23, 2010
Get the bacon saltermug. by Rustysoap August 26, 2013
Get the Extra Baconmug. The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.
Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.
by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022
Get the Fake Baconingmug. by Theurbanpalmal February 16, 2020
Get the Crotch baconmug. A corporate conspiracy of pig farmers whose tentacles of influence extend into politics, Hollywood, and the media. As founding members of ALEC, Big Bacon frequently sponsors pro-bacon legislation and are rumoured to have been involved in the Kennedy assassination.
by mcgruffallo July 24, 2021
Get the Big Baconmug. Anything that can be classified as perfect, illustrious, or otherwise worthy of proud display.
Have you ever cooked bacon to sheer perfection? Not too crispy, not too limp? To the point where you are so utterly impressed and proud of your accomplishment that it comes to completely define the concept of "perfection"?
Have you ever cooked bacon to sheer perfection? Not too crispy, not too limp? To the point where you are so utterly impressed and proud of your accomplishment that it comes to completely define the concept of "perfection"?
by kilowatthours June 21, 2019
Get the Show Baconmug.