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Atheus

Atheus is the type of person whoes plan is to avoid working at McDonald's whilst at the appropriate age of working there. Not to be mistaken with Atheist, he's a pretty nice guy. Atheuses is usually really really tall even taller than his age
Hey Janice look, That's an Atheus!
by Person_Thing_DogPoop August 12, 2021
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Athena

Goddess of wisdom and war in greek mythology.
The female counter part to Ares, Athena is the goddess of war, but also of so many other things: wisdom, courage, civilization, mathematics (now you know who to blame), strength, strategy, skill, and arts and crafts.
by JustSomeRandomDude_ July 4, 2022
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Athenkosi

Athenkosi is a loving girl with a bitchy attitude ...loves taking photos....and is friendly to every depends on how u treat her thou...
I have a crush on Athenkosi she is pretty
by Tr12 fboy July 27, 2022
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Atheism

After 13 billion years hydrogen turns into humans. After this transformation, we begin to see the natural progression of aquatic life taking on human attributes, which were spread from the explosion and expansion of hydrogen. After 2 billion years, a homosapien
inhaled bee pollen into his lungs… this caused him to be able to think and reason. We follow the historical arch of the homosapien, gradually making its progression to mirror the aquatic human development, each taking in whiffs of particular pollens, enabling them to grow closer to the humans we see today. The race of homosapiens and aquatic humans became one through a serious of intense mating rituals. The combination of these two races created the humans of today. We can still catch a glimpse of the homosapien and aquatic features in what we call “children” in the current age. This is most commonly seen in individuals with blue hair or monkey-like intelligence. Some more prominent features of the aquatic humans can be seen in what we today call homosexuals. The primitive action of homosexuality was an act that the aquatic humans took part in which caused whole parts of their race to disappear and disease to run rampent. In conclusion, atheism is the most credible and reliable belief system. You can be anything you want! Evolution has proved this to be true.

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Atheism good

Your mom is an atheist

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by 13yearsleft December 28, 2022
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Athena

Athena is the most beautiful girl you could ever meet. She will have you mesmerized at first sight. She will never leave your mind and is always thinking of you too. She has the most beautiful amazing brown eyes that will make you fall for her all over again. You will never be able to take your eyes off her lips and the way she speaks makes you want to rip off her clothe- she gives you all sorts of butterflies from all sensitive spots. She has the cutes smile and her laugh melts your heart. Her love grows for you everyday and she will never break your heart so don’t fucking break her heart. She is dedicated to love you through the best and worst times and knows how to cheer you up when you break down. She doesn’t ask for much but deserves the whole world and to be loved for eternity. If you ever date an Athena she’s to keep and never let go. Most amazing fucking girl EVERRRRRRRRR.
“Bro Steven control yourself”
“Athena is so beautiful I can’t stop staring”
by St3vxen June 10, 2023
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Athens, Ohio

Crackhead "city" in Southern Ohio.
Shitty weather, tornados, malnutritioned crackheads, drugs, shitty poverty stricken areas, we've got it all!
Come down to here and get flung to a random cornfield in Ohio by a tornado so you can get the fuck out of here and be in a better place than this shithole!
"God damnit, I need crack!"
"Bro, if you need some crack, head to Athens, Ohio! The crackheads will help you!"
"Wow, thanks bro!"
by isntdylanvibing August 24, 2023
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timezone atheist

when you are atheist but you also think timezones are fake so you're timezone atheist
now realizing timezones are fake as fuck, so i became timezone atheist.
by CA$$H November 6, 2017
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