Anal Claw

When your nude partner is layin on thier back you gently slide your forarme behind thier knees with one motion throw thier legs up by thier head and with your best asian voice scream anal claw and jam two to three fingers up thier butthole. To do a flaming anal claw just add deep heat to your fingers

The wease (eric) was laying on the bed nude before bed i Becca threw his legs over his head screamed Anal Claw and jammed my fingers up his ass.

by aintthisomefunnystuff October 9, 2010

Anal Rhyme

An Anal Rhyme is used to finish off a sentance with a surely hilarious conclusion. great way to break the ice, a sure knee-slapper. nothing more hilarious than an anal rhyme.

once saying a sentance or word,

you rhyme it with the following sentance included:

"You Anal ______"

word doesnt always have to make sense.
you can even finish off the sentances your friends say! You, Anal Cray.

person 1: I have to go to work!

person 2: you anal stork!!

person 3: I wana burn some trees you anal bees.

all good exmaples of an anal rhyme.

by kaelkrawnix October 10, 2009

anal tearage

The outcome of super intense anal sex and/or shoving very large objects inside of the anus past the point of scarred stretching.

My boyfriend gave me anal tearage from our anniversary date last night.

by creative butt buddy October 22, 2010

anal jamboree

1. A mass gathering or assembly of Fudge Packer's who then take a ride up the Hersheys Highway together.
2. A Batty Boy Orgy.

Billy went to the anal jamboree last night to take it ups the bum and when he woke up the next morning his Batty Hole was swollen.

by Rodders December 19, 2004

Anal sex

Oh come on dude. I get it. Your horny and you may be at school or at home. BUT REALLY? THE URBAN DICTIONARY? Come on dude you cant do that.. Ill be alr. You will be able to pull. Maybe.

"This kid is looking up anal sex and he thinks it funny!"

by WaffleWasTaken February 11, 2022

Anal Rose

This word is popular in the gay community, and is used to describe an asshole that has been fucked/fisted or torn up that it resembles the petals of a rose

"Damn, by the time we're done your gonna have an anal rose😏😉😂"

by playdoedoedoe February 11, 2017

Undercover Anal

Going through the day with anal beads or a dildo in one's ass; unbeknownst to the general public.

"Charles looks like he's been horseback riding all day."

"Naah; he must be going Undercover Anal."

by Pastamon March 11, 2010