mom likes women

when your father went to get the milk and ur mom found a hot woman...
ur mom likes women
perfect comeback to any ur mom jokes

guy1 : ur mom
guy2 (smart): ur mom likes women

by chonky elbow July 3, 2022

Pretty Women Smoke Pressure

Beautiful and Stoned ladies that prefer to inhale the good stuff an exhale the bad stuff.

You know how it is only pretty women smoke pressure!

by poeticjusticekid November 15, 2021

Women

a woman is a lady who is good for cooking and having sex.

dude #1: Look at that women

dude #2: Damn bro shes so good at cooking and having sex

by Wifehaver696969 March 6, 2022

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Sawyer Drawing Women

Sawyer draws only conventionally attractive women in all his drawings. He is a terrible person.

I wish I could stop Sawyer Drawing Women

by wildbub November 25, 2022

women over 50 dating

Some random ad on UrbanDictionary I see all the time. I wonder how much UD's getting payed to show this.

UD:women over 50 dating!

Me:That's not a milf, that's a dinosaur

by CrungleChugger97 November 2, 2021

Work Women Day

October 20th is the day where you must force women to work! Work! Work! Work! No resting, nor breaks! If you catch a women taking a break, you are allowed to kick them! Only once.

Jason: We should have payback, it has been a couple days since Kick Dick Day.
John: It's Work Women Day! We will be able to work them all day til next morning. No slacking allowed!

by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020