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When its a relational Infinite Retard Loop based emotional mexican shootout with a chic and her codependent enabler friends and some random dude who thinks he is a telepath but secretly gheyyyy.
Dayum, girl that situation was a double gonzo vampiric chokehold
by thehappytwo March 12, 2025
mugGet the Double Gonzo Vampiric Chokeholdmug.

Shaft vampire

When she's suckin your dick so hard it causes her nose to bleed
I hope you don't mind blood.. she's a shaft vampire dude
by Moose913 February 21, 2017
mugGet the Shaft vampiremug.

space vampire

a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.
Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022
mugGet the space vampiremug.

vampire garage sale

When your partner is having their period
Jenny is having a vampire garage sale this week, stay clear.
by Alavello March 9, 2014
mugGet the vampire garage salemug.

Vampire

Someone who wants to suck your balls dry
That vampire gonna suck your fucking balls dry
by anonymous December 23, 2022
mugGet the Vampiremug.

Vampire Popsicles

When a women freezes a used tampon.
That woman is so fine I would like sniff her armpits and eat her vampire popsicles
by Zachum January 21, 2021
mugGet the Vampire Popsiclesmug.

Vampire

A girl with braces who gives blowjobs, typically between the ages of 16 and 20.
Tom: Dude, Stacy is such a vampire, best fluid sucker I know.
Stan: I know, she drained me too.
by ThePhantom4602 June 30, 2022
mugGet the Vampiremug.

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