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GRANT US EYES

OOOH! MAJESTIC
GRANT US EYES, GRANT EYES, PLANT EYES IN OUR BRAINS AND CLEANSE US OF OUR BEASTLY IDIOCRACY
"GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES"
Bloodborne fan 1: "Have you every head of micolash, that dude is an asshole"
Bloodborne FAN 2: "GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES, PLANT EYES IN OUR BRAINS AND CLEANSE US OF OUR BEASTLY IDOCRACY"
by Greirat November 3, 2023
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Among Us Theory

The game Among Us made in 2018 is a curse from god to deteriorate the human brain in response to the evil of man. The mental illness known as "amogus lol" comes in 4 stages getting worse as it goes.
Stage #1 You play the game Among Us and aprricate the simple design of the characters. Along the way you learn the common language used such as Impostor, sus and the N-word.

Stage #2 You begin to see the resemblance to the crewmate characters in different things in your life such as fire alarms, trashcans and washing machines. You utter the term "amogus" whenever you see anything with an oval in the middle.
Stage #3 You see "amogus" everywhere you go from your fingertips to things with no resemblance to the crewmate whatsoever like the shape of Benjamin Franklin's hair on the $100 bill.
Stage #4 (Insanity) You live to despise amogus attacking everything you see as amogus such as your own family random doors and public figures. You are locked away in a mental hospital for the rest of your existance.
by FunnyNotRacist March 15, 2021
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Benis Between Us

KJ stop being the Benis Between Us.
by BonesB March 17, 2022
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Us house of representatives

The biggest popularity contest in term of determining who will be a representative.
The US house of representatives is a clown show based on popularity. Look at Adam schiff.
by Crazy Bernie January 25, 2023
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among us suspicious

Among us there is an imposter among us suspicious who has recently been participating in suspicious activities inside of the crew ship, do not go to 02, Reactor or Electrical if you do not want to be contacted by the suspicious imposter among us at 3A.M.
by Among us lover 4265 October 30, 2021
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among us pizza

When you get your sussy sauce on someone and you put cheese and pepperoni on them
I made an among us pizza out of your mom last night
by XxBabyEaterxX September 6, 2022
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Among us pp

Having to large of a Cock it turns into a amogus sussy baka
I have a among us pp
by Sussy pp May 11, 2022
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