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turd thirty

Referring to having to take a shit
Fred: Move Steve, it's turd thirty, I gotta do work.
by ttp April 16, 2013
mugGet the turd thirtymug.

turd animals

A childhood game, carried all the way into adulthood, typically played by ‘only children’ who learn very early on to amuse themselves with everyday occurrences such as taking a poop and then turning it into a game by staring into the toilet to determine what animal their fabulous turd most closely resembles.
Since I’m now fairly well-known for so many incredible things, I’ve posted just a few of my more recent turd animals for my followers who may be interested in joining me to admire this small sample of my most unique and potentially collectible floating brown sculptures.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2023
mugGet the turd animalsmug.

Dog turd

Jim: Hey Joe, how's your headache?
Joe: I went to the doctor as you said and I still have it but now I'm a $200 poorer.
Jim: You idiot, I said Dog Turd and not doctor.
by selfimportantsht December 12, 2020
mugGet the Dog turdmug.

Turd Chunk

1. A derrogatory term with refrence to Turds.
2. Something that was/is not crappy, but not good either.
3. A smaller portion of a Turd

See also Turd
1: Hey! You're a Turd Chunk!
2: That movie was such a Turd Chunk!
3: I took a dump yesterday, but it was only a little Turd Chunk.
by Rob Armsrong November 5, 2004
mugGet the Turd Chunkmug.

Office Turd

A co-worker who sits around doing nothing all day, is of no use and stinks up the office with his/her crappy attitude.
Steve: "There Elouise goes once again avoiding any type of responsibily around this place. She has been surfing the net all day long!"

Jim: "Yeah, it was nice when that office turd was out on vacation so we didn't have to even deal with her."
by kinglimey August 19, 2008
mugGet the Office Turdmug.

Turd Toter

Someone that deliberately puts off taking a dump until their stomach hurts so bad and they start dotting their drawers!
That turd toter has to take a dump, but is putting it off as long as he/she can to see if they can set a record for the worlds longest turd.
by Quaigmire September 11, 2009
mugGet the Turd Totermug.

Cunt Turd

Foul used tampon that has dried out and turned Brown or Black
That Bitch Left a nasty foul Cunt Turd in the Bathroom!

She pulled the cunt turd out with much relief.

Marks Jew Fro smelled and looked like a cunt turd.
by SPRKR8 February 21, 2012
mugGet the Cunt Turdmug.

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