A person that has a serious issue with their own cranial rectal inversion. ( head up ass) aka; Asshole, village idiot.
by Rouxlette February 8, 2010
Get the Turd Urchinmug. Someone that deliberately puts off taking a dump until their stomach hurts so bad and they start dotting their drawers!
That turd toter has to take a dump, but is putting it off as long as he/she can to see if they can set a record for the worlds longest turd.
by Quaigmire September 11, 2009
Get the Turd Totermug. The best looking thing amongst a group of terrible things. Even though it may look good when compared to those other things, it's really nothing to be excited about. It's the best of worst.
Person 1: Hey Microsoft released Windows 7! It's their best OS yet!
Person 2: Yeah whatever, it's just the shiniest turd in the box.
Person 1: Did you check out those hillbilly women over there? they're all ugly but one actually has all her teeth!
Person 2: That would make her the shiniest turd in the box!
Person 2: Yeah whatever, it's just the shiniest turd in the box.
Person 1: Did you check out those hillbilly women over there? they're all ugly but one actually has all her teeth!
Person 2: That would make her the shiniest turd in the box!
by mjsaworld August 19, 2010
Get the shiniest turdmug. A well risen turd based desert made as follows:
1. Shit yourself
2. Incubate in your trouser oven
3. Pass anal gas through the steaming pants pudding
4. Serve
1. Shit yourself
2. Incubate in your trouser oven
3. Pass anal gas through the steaming pants pudding
4. Serve
It was bad enough that I shat myself, but the preceding bottom burp gave birth to a rancid turd souffle
by Party Weasel October 13, 2010
Get the Turd Soufflemug. A sock turd is a little annoying ball of lint that ends up in your sock after you wash them. They eventually end up stuck between your toes.
by Uncle_Mel February 19, 2010
Get the Sock Turdmug. by poopmama123456789 April 22, 2011
Get the Turd Splitmug. by definite lee January 6, 2008
Get the plow turdmug.