Fuzzy Toothbrush

when you have to brush a bitch's vagina because its is nasty and is too sour and has to many pussy pubes in it so you don't choke

Bruno: dude how was that chick last night?
Ed: she was a nasty bitch
Bruno: how?
Ed: i had to give her a fuzzy toothbrush!
Bruno: that sucks!

by Htotheg December 31, 2006

toothless wonder

Your butt which has no teeth hence the name toothless, and it's a great wonder, when he gases!

"My toothless wonder is about to speak, thats good speaking!"

by Jacquez M December 30, 2006

tooth tofu

The thick, filmy stuff on your teeth after not brushing your teeth before going to bed or not brushing your teeth for a while.

Ugh... I didn't brush my teeth last night and now I have tooth tofu.

by Nole69 June 13, 2009

tooth bag

A person who constantly talks on their bluetooth headset in public. Thus, annoying anyone within hearing distance.

I really wish someone would have hit that tooth bag.

by brainpowerintheshower6969 May 29, 2010

tooth fairy

A gay man who gives toothy blowjobs

Brain gives the must painful blowjobs. He is such a tooth fairy.

by whydoidothistomyself June 8, 2021

TootyFruity998

Hottest man alive, an absolute smokeshow, it should be illegal to be that attractive and amazing.

Omg did you see TootyFruity998, he signed my chest, I will never wash it again.

by 69yourmother69 January 23, 2022

Saber Toothed Tigress

A female species who is much older than a puma, and even beyond a cougar. This is an woman classified as a senior citizen (65+) who frequents dive bars to get lucky with a significantly younger gentleman. She is usually spotted in her native habitat, dark seedy bars on the wrong side of town drinking vodka by the pint.

No one ever goes to that bar anymore, too many Saber Toothed Tigresses scared away all the cougars.

by EmilyMSchmidt December 19, 2008