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Gape Grapes

Gape Grapes are hemorrhoids that fall out of someones gaping butthole when they get penetrated hard enough
"I boned this chick in the a** last night and when I pulled out, gape grapes fell out. I didn't even know she had hemorrhoids."
by BENJURMIND March 3, 2022
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Grape

When impaired by psychoactive disassociative GHB/GBL another person commonly also under the influence of said substance (not required in all cases) takes it upon themselves to get touchy feely and they are well aware that it is gRape, so often they will close the door to the room or commit said gRape in the back of a truck, isolation is key to a successful gRape.

gRaping is often committed to obtain sexual gratification where it otherwise wouldn't be on the cards.
Oh my god, darling did you know that you were being gRaped by Tom, Dick & Harry last night.
by bigwillyp October 3, 2021
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grape cow

A cow that is Chinese and is a napkin. It loves to do the chubby bunny challenge with grapes instead of marshmallows
Hey, did u see that grape cow in the zoo? It was going crazy eating all of those grapes.
by strawberrybanana October 26, 2017
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Grape🍇Ape

A relationship in which an unmarried younger is invited to a house of a married person for sexual or romantic purposes with the other married absent or present.

The emoji portion is an imagery of what goes behind the traditional facade of assumed straight marriage.
Jerry Falwell's wife Becki seduced a pool boy. Love soo unstoppable and evolved into Grape🍇Ape. Jerry Falwell must have felt he needed to oversee quite a controversial 🍇 moment; thus, leading him to his humiliating resignation as the president of Liberty University.
by Lauren Loyola November 24, 2021
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Grape

An insult. Suggesting a low level in intelligence, an unprecedented level of stupidity.
Example provided by Wolf Van Halen in a tweet 03/21/23 “ Van Halen is literally my fucking name you grape”
by lafitteca March 22, 2023
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grape

It means great, but its from a meme in wich woman from Pakistan is saying GRAPEE instead of great.
kid: I LOVE PAKISTAN AND I WILL DIE FOR PAKISTAAAAAAAN!!!
Woman: GRAPEEEEEEEE. EVERYONE WILL HAVE CARROTS
by GrapeEaterLOL May 31, 2021
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Grape

A colloquialism used by US Marine Corps drill instructors during boot camp to refer to the heads of recruits.
See also: brain housing group
Hey you nasty thing, I know we put our friggin cover on our doggone grape outdoors!
by gunkorn December 14, 2021
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