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Patrick

A man that always gets knocked down I mean always it’s embarrassing but always gets back up

Just stay down
Person:OOoOoh u got knocked out
Patrick:imma get up
Person:no stay down it’s embarrassing
by 12334happydays June 18, 2022
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Harold Patrick

Someone who would get a tattoo that says “fuck the police” if it would gain him acceptance from black people
Harold Patrick is cool, he hates the police, he even got a tattoo saying so.
by badboyzoed February 29, 2024
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Patrick

A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.

He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.

If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.

The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.
Why are there so many Patricks in this Aldi?
-THE JONAGOLDS ARE OUT OF STOCK!! CODE RED
by SuppressedOdin January 19, 2021
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Pull a Patrick

When you drink too much and subsequently shit and like yourself
by Xohoo October 9, 2020
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Patrick

Simply too good for this world. Patrick is the greatest person to have in your life. He is a true friend, who will care for you even if he isn't in a good state of mind. You will envy him for his humor, ambition, way of thinking, likable charisma, soothing aura and breathtaking looks. Patrick is really smart and can read people like a book, while never being naiv.
He is perfect in his own way. Looking in his eyes and holding his hands will make you feel so calm and comfortable, that you forget your surroundings. He will brighten any day with his presence. If you ever lose him, you will regret it the most. He always deserves to be Happy.
"Without Patrick my life wouldn't be as worth living."
by Doesen December 17, 2018
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St Patrick's Shart

An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.
Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!

Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...

...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!
by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021
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Patrick

Patrick is the type of guy to be crap at fifa div 10 but he’s the type of guy to be a g
this guys. Such a Patrick
by Zach-41 February 10, 2021
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