Austin: “Hey Moe, did you see that zach over there?”
Moe: “Yeah bro, beastiality is gross. Zach play.”
Moe: “Yeah bro, beastiality is gross. Zach play.”
by Ar11936255 November 23, 2022
Zach is one of the very loyal . He will make the best bf/bsf ever. He will get you very cute and expensive gifts a lot. He is one of the funniest kids you know amd will ever meet. He can be rlly annoying at timesbut is one of the nicest people you will meet. He will usually date a girl named Zoe bc they share the same first letter of their name. Zachs Parents usually have a lot of money and their dad is usually a lawyer or doctor(most usually brain or heart surgeon) They are usually very popular.
by alexbaco19 April 16, 2020
Zach is a buff but slightly chunky guy with a sense of humor like no other, Zach will say and do as he pleases but never purposefully disrespects anyone if he can help it, Zach will show love to those in need but more often than not he is clueless to those who show love back, he is one hell of a guy you do not want to miss an opportunity to meet.
by BIIIGPAPIII February 17, 2023
very gay all the time gay part of the lgbtq+ community, if your dating a zach or best friends with one just know he’s hitting on your male friend
by zach:) June 18, 2022
A really cool, chill, caring guy. Doesn't talk all the time, but is there for you when you need him. Zach is a man of many talents and overall is just the perfect man.
by kyle_pogz January 17, 2023
A person who’s about 5’10 and gets no bitches. Quite scared to tell his peers about his homosexuality but everyone knows anyway. The type of guy you hang around just because he’s so ugly he makes you look 100x better than you already do
He’s just the universal fag that likes dick in his bum
He’s just the universal fag that likes dick in his bum
by Yourz Truly - god March 21, 2022
A poly sci major with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Gabe walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Zachs sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Zachs are sex itself.
Zach (the poly sci major) walked past him and he instantly bust a nut in his pants.
She neared Zach (the poly sci major) and could feel her legs begin to tremble
She neared Zach (the poly sci major) and could feel her legs begin to tremble
by Sexy_Gabe March 01, 2022