A night in which sexual intercourse has been scheduled in advance between a husband and wife who have small children. This is often done because their once exuberant sex life has been utterly destroyed since having children. Absolutely nothing trumps guts night!
Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.
Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.
Phil: "Hey Tom, a bunch of us are going to the bar to watch the Astros in the world series. You in?"
Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"
Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"
by The Fratriarch October 28, 2021
Get the Guts nightmug. The act of sexually penetrating a partner so deeply, forcefully, and continuously, that you physically mash their guts.
Dude did you see that girl? I would totally mash her guts!!
Why yes Oliver, Glen and I had a wonderful time last night. After we were done sword fighting he penetrated my anus and mashed my guts!
Why yes Oliver, Glen and I had a wonderful time last night. After we were done sword fighting he penetrated my anus and mashed my guts!
by bossytim6969 May 25, 2018
Get the mash her gutsmug. skunk guts are a euphemism for a lady's vagina. Pound town is a term for having sex. Therefore taking the skunk guts to pound town is a way of implying that the only part of the woman you are engaging in sex with is her vagina.
She wasn't much to look at, and we all hoped she'd stop talking, but Greg sure was focused on taking the skunk guts to pound town.
by Anonymous ====D~~ October 11, 2019
Get the Taking the skunk guts to pound townmug. When your hitting it so hard she can feel it in her guts When you bang hard from behind, and send her organs 2 inches in another direction.
by Carrinkegs January 19, 2020
Get the Gut kickingmug. “Hey Naturjay”
“What’s up lil bro”
“What do you think of my new beer bong?”
*slurps a beach through beer bong*
“That shit pumps guts lil bro”
“What’s up lil bro”
“What do you think of my new beer bong?”
*slurps a beach through beer bong*
“That shit pumps guts lil bro”
by Naturjay June 3, 2024
Get the Pumps Gutsmug. by BIG DAMON February 13, 2018
Get the Vagina Gutmug. (noun) A large, round belly on an otherwise slender or athletic build, typically associated with years of consuming griot, a popular Haitian fried pork dish.
After a decade of Sunday dinners at his grandma's house, Jean started to develop a classic griot gut that made him the unofficial spokesperson for his family’s love of Haitian cuisine.
by Marica Linn January 4, 2025
Get the griot gutmug.