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Filipino Flip Flop

Always the first resort of a pissed-off Filipino mother, which is more accurate, and deadly than a heat-seeking missile. Imagine the briefcase from Hitman on steroids, and that's this puppy.
Friend 1: I just got hit by the Filipino Flip Flop!
Friend 2: damn
Friend 1: It hit me around the corner!
Friend 2: DAMN!
by [Jesus Prime] September 26, 2024
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brewer's flop

An inability to obtain and/or maintain an erection, as a result of an over-consumption of alcohol.
Almost got head of that blonde bird last night. Shame brewer's flop killed my chances.
by robbo6124 July 28, 2010
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D-flop

The fact that your dick has ceased erection, due to the lack of stimulation.
Her head was so whack it legit made my D-flop.

Now way im gonna D-flop, when her titts are that big.
by Makxxx December 17, 2011
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Belly Flop Man

The 200 something pound Guy who makes a mark for only doing BELLY FLOPS OF THE "DIVING BOARD" and piwers through the Red marks he gets and does it more than twice. He also gets praised for doing the Belly FLOPS and lowering through the Big RED MARKS he gets.
Did you see Belly Flop Man he is being so awesome, he's doing BELLY FLOPS for our amusement I love him. I wish I had the coujrage and confidence he has.
by THE.GOD.OF.RANDOMNESS December 5, 2018
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Brian’s flop.

a phrase usually used for when a person jumps from the window, dying from the impact. Of course, inspired by Brian Thomas’ dramatic ass death.
holy shit ! that man just jumped out of the window ! “

“ that guy just pulled a Brian’s Flop. “
by noarksdefine November 24, 2021
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Flopping Goldfish

The Central American practice of the insertion of a goldfish into a woman's nether-regions to induce sexual stimulation.
Would you like a "Flopping Goldfish"?
by Picky77 December 2, 2011
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flip-flop

Regular Verb; transitive

To tie a brick to the male donkey's genitalia in order to step onto it so that the animal squeezes his rectum around the person's penis. It is a common practice of the Colombian Caribbean Coast and northern regions of Brazil in which male teenagers (sometimes adult men) subjugate donkeys to have sex with them. It is considered a cultural practice in the Colombian Caribbean Coast that determines whether a teenager has become a "real man"; people have attributed it an aphrodisiac connotation assuring that it enlarges the size of the penis. Its name comes from the Spanish "chancletear" (to flip-flop).
I flip-flop every day.
That guy is flip-flopping a donkey.
He just flip-flopped his mule.
Has he flip-flopped any donkeys yet?
That guy spends his mornings flip-flopping.
by ElButifarrero May 25, 2022
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