Allergy Bumps

The annoying, large raised bumps on your skin(usually on the legs or arms, but if you're a streaker, it can be OTHER places as well), that are symptoms of an allergy to a nearby object. Allergy bumps itch like hell, and are impossible to resist scratching, only further irritating the affected area.

The average allergy bump is notably larger than a zit, but about half the size of a dime.

Mom: Oh, sweetie, why are you scratching there?
Kid(allergic to cats): It's just Allergy Bumps, I'm fine. I ran into a cat on my way home, so it's really itchy.
Mom: Put some lotion on, it helps keep you from scratching it.

by your mother is ugly September 19, 2011

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bump and go

a description of when a male or female has sex but then has to go for some lame reason

John:"Yo me and Cally was fucking so hard but then I had to bump and go I said my mom was dying."

by MonkeyJoe0555 April 21, 2017

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Boston Bumps

boston bumps is a very slutty game where a group of people grab a piece of paper with a random number on it from a large bowl. that number is their number for the entire game. one person is blindfolded and a random number is called. The blindfolded person gets three touches to try to figure out who the selected person was. the game keeps continueing and its hilarious to see who guesses horribly off and who is touched where. this game is by far the funniest game ever.

Dude #1: hey bro how did YOU get with that hot blonde?

Dude #2: dude one game of boston bumps and i knew she was sexy so i hooked up with her after we felt eachother up in the game

Dude #1: thats soo unfair bro

Dude #2: well this sluts mine!

by sexy ellie July 17, 2011

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