Seahorse Syndrome

When a man (usually of the homo variety) desires to carry a child for nine months

George: Did you know male seahorses carry the babies?
Alexander: Really?
George: I wanna be pregnant...
Alexander: .....GAAAAY!
George: It's called Seahorse Syndrome, it's a real disease!

by CousCous May 10, 2014

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peace syndrome

A syndrome that severely affects your spellings skill.
Cannot be cured but can be treated with vitamins.

Someone: hi hwo youer doign?
Me: Uhh good, what is wrong with your spellings?
Someone: nThonging ist feni
Me: Do you have peace syndrome?

by Doomester June 8, 2019

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Slang for an ailment caused by missing someone, or “simping for someone”, most likely called Ethel. The reason the name “Ethel” was picked was because it originated from an elderly man who had strong feelings for his partner (named Ethel). Ethel Syndrome can be used interchangeably with the popular internet slang “simp”.

I like this girl so much, I must have a case of Ethel Syndrome.

by ArcticToast August 19, 2023

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mobilophosession syndrome

a new age disorder; with the most visible symptom being an obsession with mobile phones to the extent that one wants to keep changing ones cell phone and buy new or different models but keeps it in ones possession for only a short period.

Man!! he bought another phone again!! i think he has mobilophosession syndrome.

by newagekid May 22, 2012

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Senior Syndrome

The inability to find a proximal or ultimate purpose leading to a feeling of extreme uselessness. Can be confused with senioritis since both causes an individual to avoid work, but senior syndrome is due to a lack of purpose.

I have a severe case of Senior Syndrome, because I know I must do something with my life but I do not know what.

by Shady Zummar April 30, 2014

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