mike dover

The crossover no-one asked for.

person 1: mike hunt is better
person 2: ben dover is better
person 3: mike dover

by My Pseudonym is here now. February 8, 2021

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Mike Ockhurts

A name typically given to a man whose dick will never stop hurting. A Mike Ockhurts is a good man that you will love but his dick hurts so much that it shrinks by one inch every year.

Hey Mike Ockhurts! says person A No, it's not your cock that hurts, Mike Ockhurts.

by TERRY_CAT March 2, 2020

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Rusty Mike

When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.

“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
“Yeah man!”

by TheGoodOleBoys September 2, 2020

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Mike Tysoned

When someone pulls you’re cock out and it hits them in the head knocking them out

Bro, she pulled my pants down and my dick knocked her out cold, I Mike Tysoned her.

by Ooga Booga Monkey Man February 12, 2022

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The drummer for the smiths from 1982-1987. Even though his drumming is quite basic, he still holds down the groove along with bassist Andy rourke. Also a good looking guy. Him and rourke also pursuited a lawsuit in the early 2000s claiming that Johnny marr and morrissey were not giving him enough royalty money.

Hey man, I went to that smiths concert yesterday. It was incredible!

Cool, I love mike Joyce!

by Latenightcoffee February 6, 2021

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Mike the Bike

A chick with a lisp who’s the town bike. Mike being a reference to “Mike Tyson” who has a lisp.

Franklin :My foreskin hurts

Ahmed: What happened bro?
Franklin: Mike the Bike gave me a blow job
Ahmed : Damn . Never get a BJ from a chick with a lisp.

by Meesofat June 1, 2020

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