#1 Eagles Fan

Super gorgeous colombian girl who bleeds green like no other!!! Has been to so many eagles games and is always the one cheering the loudest. Shows up to support her team in rain or shine without fail. Super gorgeous, cute and sporty. Game day fits always slay and bets always hit. Perfect mixture of bruh girl and hiii girl! Go birds

Wow, Gabbys at another birds game, she is the #1 Eagles fan!!

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Red Eagle Politics

A mixed race, far-right content creator/tweaker with fetal alcohol syndrome and hair loss. He advocates for the establishment of an ethno-state while also dreaming of having tri-racial Vietnamese babies.

Kevin: Yo did you catch that new Red Eagle Politics video.
Canyon: Nah I stopped watching blawg after I found out about his sexual fantasies and his nuking of fam servers

by 11copniggas July 8, 2024

eagle snacking

When your tripping balls and you pick shit up using your ass

I dropped down and got my Eagle snacking on.

by HudRoc August 27, 2016

swedish eagle

Putting on a giant set of feathery bird wings and an ABBA wig and running around thrusting your pelvis.

Where's Mike from accounts?
Oh he's on the roof running a Swedish Eagle

by Zebedee398 March 2, 2018

Horny eagle

Blake Richardson

Bailee: hey blake you are an horny eagle
Blake: NoOoOOo

by Blakeisahonryeagle July 22, 2019

Eagles’ Tears

Eagle Semen

Chiefs fans after the Super Bowl are drinking out of their “Eagles’ tears” cups…little do they know they are drinking semen

by jvrs April 16, 2023

Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

Band full of kids who all play super smash bros and laugh at jokes funny years ago

Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓

Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022