Hit the Backboard

When jerking off on the toilet, you turn around to blow your load into the bowl but miss and hit the seat cover

Person 1: Dude, what the fuck is all over my toilet seat?
Person 2: Sorry bro i hit the backboard.

by jews69 March 20, 2016

pat yourself on the backtivism

The brand of political or social activism that involves doing nothing meaningful whatsoever except for completely useless gestures, "discussing the issues" with people who already share your point of view, and flooding Facebook with activism posts.

The whole point of which is simply to make sure everyone else in the world knows how tolerant and great you are and how shitty and tolerant they aren't, while actually not making any difference whatsoever.

That Tiffany girl who is always posting 10 times a day on Facebook about how society is controlled by anti-gay, anti-feminist, anti-immigrant, poverty-hating white guys gets drunk four nights a week on her parent's dime, and sleeps around while skipping half of the classes in her Development Studies major. She's never actually contributed to the betterment of society in any meaningful way. But pat yourself on the backtivism means she still thinks she's a better person than everyone else.

by BroamChomsky February 7, 2014

How to watch YouTube in the background on a phone

1. Go to YouTube.com
2. Find the video
3. Request the desktop site(look up how to do it with your browser if you don’t know how)
4. Click play
5. Press the home button
Now you are viewing it Picture in Picture, if you don’t want to see the video just drag it onto the edge

I would like to know How to watch YouTube in the background on a phone so I can watch YouTube while using social media without premium

by mrguy122345 March 16, 2021

The Backman

A term Used to describe a person returning to a toxic relationship

Dang ! Look at that guy being the backman

by Joe Mcgroil January 9, 2022

Going out the backdoor

As an alternative to suicide, you take 100,000 ug of acid.

I don’t have the constitution or capacity for suicide.... going out the backdoor is the only option I have left.

by weregershmerglin Hozmindogel December 13, 2020

Every level in the Backrooms I can name

Tutorial
Habitable Zone
Pipe Dreams
Electrical Station
Abandoned Office
Terror Hotel
Lights Out
Thalassophobia
Cave System
The Suburbs
Field of Wheat
Endless City
Matrix
The Infinite Apartments
Paradise
Futuristic Halls
Altered Topography
Memories
Attic Floorboard
Warehouse
Numbered Doors
The Petrified Garden
The Moon
Arcade!
Otherworldly
The Bunker Springs
Stormstone Keep
Skating Rink
Sewer System
An Empty Car Park
The Airport
Welcome to the Jungle
Fold Point
The Enchanted Forest
Roller Rockin' Pizza!
Draining Darkness
Abyss Inc.
Trenches of Grime
The Moribund Highway
Swamp Waters
Bakery Desire
The Eater
The Road Trip of Affliction
Void Basement
Gallium Caves
Zoological Office
Sunken Submarine
Motion
Downtown Diner
Ghoul Town
Silent Sounds
Mall or No Mall?
Singularity
Math Class
Skazka
Do I Have To Name This Sh*t?
Bee of the Bird of the Moth
Golden Gai
Historical Horde
The Garden of Eden
Standing Ovation
Distorted Hotel
Oneiric Forest
Home
A E S T H E T I C
Halls of Chalk
Archaeology
Lotka Lake
Demoscene
Unrecognized Landscape
Hotel Vymir
The Level Without Form
National Park #474
Inconvenience Store
T.B.R.H
Pit of Despair
The Maze, The Creatures, The Monster
Meet Me At The Moon, My Beloved
Welcome to Hell
Sea of Bones
Scribe's Trauma
Resting Grounds
SENSORY DEPRIVATION
Lost and Forgotten
Belly of the Beast
Kitty's House
Reality Aligned Houses
The Horizon Ascent
Zenith
Island of the Void

And that is Every level in the Backrooms I can name. :)

by pdtd April 9, 2022

the backpack fic

The backpack fic is a modernly disturbing fan fiction involving YouTube stars danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil. The fic describes Phil as psychotic and as the fic goes on he chops Dan into small pieces and puts him inside a backpack involving blood and both stars' semen.

Person1: Have you read the backpack fic?
Person2: Omg yes! I threw up!

by http-kate February 13, 2017