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If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.
by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023
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bamboo fit

a phrase used to scold somebody, who is very dumb and needs to get a bamboo fit up their ass.
(in the views of mr. rohit vyas)(dola)

go lefroy!!!!!
anay bamboo fit kardunga, pure duniya mein kahin par bhi chale jana, koi doctor nahi nikal paye ga
ghum phir ke mere pass hi ana padega

aaaa
go lefroy!!!!1
by dolaa mama dolvasti June 3, 2022
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hot girl fit

A girl that is fit but has no stamina, gets tired to quick, no endurance but is super hot
Girl:How are you tired? you have a 10 pack!

Guy: I never train cardio.

Girl: omg your're hot girl fit.
by Redvisioniv December 4, 2023
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epikleptic fit

Sarcastic term for when someone with "sticky fingers" embarks on a wildly-rampaging "seizure" of other people's stuff.
When authorities searched a dwelling that was jam-packed with stolen merchandise, the lead investigator eyeball-rollingly remarked to his companions that the place looked like the proceeds of an epikleptic fit.
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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Fit

A man named Zakir, also known as mr fit. He is very fit which is a true fact because the ancient monkeys in Malaysia told me. He also has very nice hair and great shaped ears
Example
Random boy: wow, that girl is looking very fit today

Me: don’t you mean she’s looking very zakir today
by Nigger man 69 March 27, 2021
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Brit Fit

When a Brittani is overstimulated or isn’t having her way. She throws a tantrum isolating herself. Giving people around her minimal attention
Hey Not Today You Just Through A Brit Fit Yesterday
by WordPearl March 13, 2025
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Luh Calm Fit

The phrase “Luh calm fit” refers to an outfit that took low effort to achieve a good style.
"That's a Luh Calm Fit!
by heainhere_ November 15, 2023
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