1.) A hand job given by a hobo who meets the following criteria:
-Female
-On crack AND heroin
-Has a lazy eye
-One of her front teeth must be missing
-MUST Slightly Resemble Taylor Swift
In addition the receiver of the hand job:
-Must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea
to get a hand job from said hobo.
-Whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by Chicago backwards...AT THE SAME TIME.
-Female
-On crack AND heroin
-Has a lazy eye
-One of her front teeth must be missing
-MUST Slightly Resemble Taylor Swift
In addition the receiver of the hand job:
-Must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea
to get a hand job from said hobo.
-Whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by Chicago backwards...AT THE SAME TIME.
Person 1 - "Oh my god man, Pat just got a Swift Taylor last night!"
Person 2 - "That's fucking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows Pat doesn't drink...and who listens to Chicago anymore?"
Person 2 - "That's fucking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows Pat doesn't drink...and who listens to Chicago anymore?"
by The Snake69 March 04, 2011
-An overrated, mediocre, blonde singer/songwriter who sings pop, not country.
-Fans tend to be stupid, white 12 year old girls who don't know what decent music is.
-People felt bad for her after Kanye West interrupted her at the 2009 VMAs. She should be thanking him.
-She doesn't deserve half of the awards she's received (including the one in the VMAs).
-At least she's somewhat of a decent role model.
-Fans tend to be stupid, white 12 year old girls who don't know what decent music is.
-People felt bad for her after Kanye West interrupted her at the 2009 VMAs. She should be thanking him.
-She doesn't deserve half of the awards she's received (including the one in the VMAs).
-At least she's somewhat of a decent role model.
by northjerseybitch. March 25, 2010
a dirty taylor is when two people that are in love are having sex and it's nice and wonderful and not violent and they love eachother very much
by catlover333 November 24, 2021
by wisemanug April 26, 2006
Being amazing in bed with the skills of being flexible, with exemplary oral skills and enjoying a good cuddle afterwards :)
"that girl was a right kate taylor, we did it in ever room of the house, then she made me a sandwich"
by taylord92 July 03, 2009
Also known as one of the hottest men alive. Great abs, and an amazing actor. Hella sexy, and obviously gorgeous.
Been in Sharkboy and lava girl, Cheaper by the Dozen, Twilight, New moon and the guest celebrity on SNL.
Been in Sharkboy and lava girl, Cheaper by the Dozen, Twilight, New moon and the guest celebrity on SNL.
by Noeeel 101 February 11, 2010