Take a shit

To have your name all over someone's phone, facebook wall, etc. Your presence is recognized.

Dude why did you just take a shit all over my facebook wall. My wall is covered with your wallposts.

by Prettygirlrock December 10, 2010

Taking a Brian

The act of going the bathroom with emergency diarrhea while standing up as a result of food poisoning.

I had some bad shellfish , I am going to the bathroom and taking a brian.

by Nomad person August 9, 2023

Note-Taking

To the average student, "note-taking" means "taking words" from one location and moving them to a different one.

The student completed his note-taking by paraphrasing what he found on-line and moving it onto his keynote presentation.

by hkrgirl January 25, 2018

Taking the L

Putting an L on your head using your hand and dancing from side to side, popularized by an emote in the game Fortnite. It's a good way to show that you have no friends.

Person 1: *does the L*
Person 2: Why are you Taking the L? *walks away* *one friend lost*

by marioisthebest June 30, 2022

Taking a jesse

Is when u get a 1 foot poo from out ur bum hole

Yo I’m taking a Jesse

by anonymous February 6, 2022

Sour take

An opinion that is so bad that it makes you screw your face like you were just screwed in the throat by a lemon.

"Did you hear Johnny's opinion on that new movie?"
"Yeah, what a sour take."

by EricIsntSmart April 6, 2022

Take it to Maury.

When lifes troubles come i whether it be battling with your sexuality, or simple maternity test. Just go and watch Maury, he make life a little better.

Thing 1: I need help with my math homework.
Thing 2: Here take it to Maury.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 March 11, 2019