chubby taco

Yo I fucked a chubby taco last night.
by g biscdick September 26, 2014
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Glossy Taco

Holosexual #1: I just finished applying the holo glitter to my nails!
Holosexual #2: don't forget to seal it in with a glossy taco.
by HoloFish July 16, 2017
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glossy taco

If you're a holosexual and you paint your nails with holo, you put a glossy taco over your beautiful holo masterpiece.
Now it's time to put on a glossy taco.
by staceylynnnnnnnn July 16, 2017
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Stank Taco

Noun

1. A long-haired,asexual freakshow who looks as if he should be slinging tacos at a cheap drive-thru

2. A pita samich (ie the male rectum) tightly packed with fudge (sh*t) due to homosexual activity.
That perv is gonna make you a stank taco tonight.
by Snathan August 27, 2007
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Taco Top

1. To add taco-like paraphernalia to the top of a taco pizza. (examples: tomatoes, lettuce, nacho chips etc...)

2. When you're at it with a chick, you take a dump on her chest (re-fried beans), add pubic hair (shredded cheese), some period blood (taco sauce), and then proceed to top it all off with your own special sauce (sour cream)The procedure is an exact replication of the"Cleveland steamer" This is all done in a manner consistent with the"chilli dog" as well, except that it requires more ingredients and a stronger stomach.
B: "hey man...the other night I was with this freaky chick and she wanted me to give her the taco top..."

P: "Really? I would have been like "sure" until she explained that she had extra "sauce" this time...freakin sick."
by fillplowchewbracca May 10, 2012
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jack taco

(1) adjective: meaning nothing or empty. Used by a specific World History teacher many times, and still gets a laugh from the naive children.
(1) "The Soviets had no idea that we were coming. They knew jack taco."
by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 05, 2004
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Taco Salad

When someone gets a fucking taco, and fucking shoves it into a fucking bowl of salad.
by williamazing12 February 23, 2017
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