louis van gaal

stupid arrogant twat with no sense of tactics whatsoever and seems content to run uniteds legacy into the ground shit on it then flamethrower it and use the ashes as kitty litter for his pet/wife

the worst manager since moyes-louis van gaal

by mrbigpenis6969 September 2, 2016

van der merwe

someone who studies the mysterious properties of metholated spirits.

random guy: "WTF is she doing!!!???"
random chik: "She is studying really hard for her metho exam."
guy: "What a van der merwe"

by The guy upstairs November 25, 2007

THEO VAN GOGH

Theodoor "Theo" van Gogh (Dutch pronunciation: ˈteːjoː vɑnˈɣɔx, July 23, 1957 – November 2, 2004) was a Dutch film director, film producer, columnist, author and actor. He was the great-grandson of Theo van Gogh, who was the brother of artist-painter Vincent van Gogh.

Mistaken by many to be a guy that was vonurable. This is not true. When you fucked with him he was very poisonous. With other words: He coquetted with his vulnerability.

He really really wasnt a Nelson Mandela type a guy.

Theo really thought he was untouchable saying the things he did about muslims and Islam. When he got stabbed to death by a muslim extremist his last words where: "Mercy mercy! Cant we talk it out?"

He went out like a coward.

Guy one: "Theo van Gogh wasn't a coward, he said what he thought; A real crusader of the free word"

Guy two: "Yeah then why did he begged for his live like a litte bitch when he was about to get stabbed to death?"

Guy Three: Damn that's messed up.

by gooznr1 October 4, 2010

Koen van z

Boi who is gay and has small pp, die ook een vriend genaamd delano heeft die op 2 uur auto afstand van hem woont in Nl

Persoon 1: hij deed mij van achteren en ik voelde niks
Persoon 2: zeker een Koen van z

by vlamme man November 30, 2021

Yulia Van Horny

The act of having a guy jerk in to a cup and taking a turkey baster to squirt his own sperm into his butthole and then sucking it out of his ass.

Dude, my chick is totally freaky! She Yulia Van Horny'd me last night....it was sensational!

by Pam pantipanti November 6, 2017

Rip Van Winkle

While camping, when a friend falls asleep and you cum on their eyes so in the morning their eyes are dried shut. Hence the idea of being asleep for 100 years in the woods.

While we were camping last weekend, I gave jon a rip van winkle

by chadmuska25 April 8, 2009

Rip Van Winkle

this is rhyming slang for tinkle} A.K.A. to give someone a call.

Sometimes shortened to "Rip Van "

"Alright mate, i'll give you a Rip Van Winkle later on tonight."

by Bud Mizzleroy September 19, 2005