Skin Flinting

When a person refuses to share weed with friends or loads a small bowl and cashes it himself. can also refer to when everyone wishes to smoke but the owner refuses to share.

Ray Jay is skin flinting tonight, we've smoked three bowls of mine and none of his.

by american boy handy book April 4, 2010

Skin Symphony

The sounds created when a man and a woman make sweet passionate love for a longer than average period of time.

BART: Hey man I just got done creating a skin symphony with the old lady it was great.

SCHUHDADDY (AKA MOZART): Man 5 minutes of you pumping your little tool in and out of her doesn't count as a skin symphony. The last chick I nailed I told her to turn the music off cause I was about to conduct, I then proceeded to burn through a whole box of rubbers and we were laying in a puddle of her girl gravy whenb I was done. That my friend is the skin symphony.

by Schuhdaddy February 25, 2008

Skinning the giraffe

Taking your hand, and tightly grasping your Chode a bit too hard while moving it up and down.

"Wally, have you been skinning the giraffe today?"

by crazyy hoeee monger January 3, 2008

skin-graffiti

Tattoo you get because they are cool or that you got in a dumb situation.

ex: The lady who auctioned off her forehead (on ebay) to any company willing to plop down $10,000. In return, she agreed to get a permanent skin-graffiti of the company's logo placed square in the middle of her forehead.

by blahblahblahX60 October 30, 2013

Chooken Skin

The hair that hangs between a persons anus and genitalia, Is also known as a gooch.

While the prostitute was giving me a rim job, she decided to clean my chooken skin of dags, what a saint!

by MountISA August 4, 2018

skin a bear

To take a shit. Alternative slang to such common phrases as "go see a man about a horse." Usually a phrase that is thrown around in a more redneck crowd. Often refers to the specific act of taking a 'praire shit.'

Pull over, Clem, I gotta go skin a bear!

by Deerslayer59301 May 27, 2007

Skin Chicken

Another name for an uncircumcised penis, especially with wrinkly, flabby foreskin.

"Damn gramps, maybe grandma will be happier if you have her your old skin chicken

by DatWillowGuy112 November 7, 2017