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Minnesota Handshake

When two uncircumcised males meet at a bar and dock each other with their uncircumcised dicks. Docking is very well known in the state of Minnesota. It's their secret handshake.
Charles loves to meet new men at the bar in Minnetonka. Hes always greets you with the Minnesota Handshake
by Minnesota Meat Locker December 28, 2023
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Happy meal handshake

A pact made when someone uses another persons idea but is not going to split any of the proceeds for its success, except for a happy meal.
Burt: “This area could really use a wine and cheese store”

Ernie: “Great idea. I might steal that. Happy meal handshake?
by George Zidd August 28, 2019
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JD Vance Handshake

Involuntary euthanasia.
The Pope's life was ended by a JD Vance Handshake.
by Czech Hunter 1984 April 22, 2025
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Pacific Handshake

Also known as a 'handjob', a Pacific Handshake is when another person tugs your meat. Named after the way certain tribes in the Pacific do handshakes.
I met some hot Hawaiin gal last night, she gave me a Pacific Handshake.
by Murky Daniels September 18, 2025
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stripper handshake

When two dancers titty fight each other when they see each other.
Pink have a stripper handshake to Ride when she seen her to say hi.
by The one and only Pink December 11, 2017
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Rakkasan Handshake

A slang term originating within the 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault), also known as the “Rakkasans.” The phrase refers to striking someone in the face with a closed fist—essentially a punch—delivered as a blunt and often aggressive “introduction” in conflict. While phrased as a “handshake,” the term is ironic, signifying a violent encounter rather than a friendly greeting.
Things got heated at the barracks, and he ended up giving the guy a Rakkasan Handshake.
by Mannyboobies September 16, 2025
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Kengaroo Handshake

The act of rubbing one's testicles on anothers in a handshaking manner.
dude, that guy is so gay. i bet he loves kengaroo handshakes.
by Steve0004 March 13, 2025
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