dietary retardation

1.What happens to people on a very strict diet (especially vegans or anorexics) due to lack of nutrients or calories. Symptoms include stupidity, irrational behavior, and going ape shit without frequent meals of approved food.

2. Why granolas can be so irritating and hard to be around.

Sheila: "What's up with Jenny? She flipped out on me for no reason yesterday, and she keeps acting like Smeegul from Lord of the Rings with that bag of organic trail mix."

Kevin: "I think it's because she went vegan recently."

Sheila: "Oh, I get it. Dietary retardation."

by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 04, 2010

Retard Factory

1. A place where alcoholics and heroin junkies meet to date one another and talk about how their life sucks.

I want to start going to the retard factory to see if there is any loose women there.

by NikeT1138 March 24, 2021

lil retard

the older brother of lil weirdo and equally as fucking retarded

hey lil retard why are you so fucking retarded?

by bjfg January 07, 2020

Lil Retard

The older brother of lil weirdo and is equally as fucking retartded

lil weirdo: wanna go rape a cat?
Lil Retarda: Sounds fun

by bjfg January 07, 2020

White Retard

A hood rat white person who acts ghetto as one would say “black” and forgets he is a white city boy acting like a retard

Ex. Daniel Hernandez

“Daniel, do you forget that you’re white? You’re a fucking white retard”

by Eric Andre ! May 11, 2019

FULL ON RETARD

When someone is so ridiculously stupid, and cannot handle even the simple things.

Did you hear about President Trump, he's a full on retard.

by MM7000 November 02, 2018

retard nation

A group of idiots and morons that have come together from doing/ saying stupid shit, to create a nation of retards.

"That was so retarded. I guess now you're part of the Retard Nation."

by savvygavvy April 16, 2019