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Grumpy Muffin

When you and your loved one want to make sexy time and you have to poop, so you first grab frozen blueberries from freezer. Next, both get naked and and man sits on SO face facing towards SO feet and asks, "Will you lick my __________." Then the person getting licked takes a massive dump on the face of the SO and and quickly sprinkles blueberries on the poop, on the face. SO then cusses you out, wipes the poop from the eyes, and frowns.
Last night I asked my girlfriend to lick my nuts while I sat on her face, but I really had to go poop, too. I ended up pooping on her face and giving her a "Grumpy Muffin." She was not happy about it.
by Desperate Grandpa June 7, 2019
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Muffin Dick

When you cock is shorter then it is longer and wide like a tuna can. The shape of the cock looks like a muffin has been glued on to where the penis would be. This is achieved by being overweight, obese, or born with it. Also see the word chode.
Chase says to his fellow brosefs, "Bros check out my huge muffin dick when I slammed it in the card door this morning!"
by thesatisfyer January 19, 2015
mugGet the Muffin Dickmug.

muffin out

To back out of doing something because you're too much of a wuss to follow through, or to break down because you can't handle something.
Emma totally muffined out of going to track practice.

Andrew was complaining he was tired, I think he's going to muffin out of going out tonight.

Beth muffined out during the chemistry test, she was crying for an hour.
by kiki1987 March 20, 2013
mugGet the muffin outmug.

Sprinkle Muffins

a term or phrase, commonly used by gingers, to replace a bad or "curse" word.
Tyler: Hey, so yeh, I was texting someone last night and ...
Madison: OH SPRINKLE MUFFINS! I forgot to record the new Ghost Adventures!
Tyler: Can't you just record the whole season? Thats what I did!
Madison: Oh yeh ... I already did that.
by Ms. Baggins January 10, 2010
mugGet the Sprinkle Muffinsmug.

Mixing the muffins

when a male specimen inserts their sausage up the female specimens peach and inside their muffins making and mixing it around, just like one is mixing the muffins in baking. This is called mixing the muffins
johny: ohhhh yeah keep mixing the muffins
bobby:I willlllllll
by yeah the yobbo chats June 11, 2019
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sweet muffin

A shot of fireball. Mostly ordered in large quantities.
I'll have a shot of fireball. Better yet lets get a bakers dozen of sweet muffins!
by Gary03mw January 20, 2017
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Scandinavian Muffin

Alternate vocabulary for 'hooker'
I can't wait to get my hands on a Scandinavian Muffin tonight!
by HungryAfterMidnight October 31, 2014
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