shit taco

watching your friend poopoo in the wooded regions of k.o.a then quickly jog behind him/her and give them a wedgie.

salsa becomes present after shit tacoing

by Bagel384 March 9, 2008

tacojacked

To order food at Taco Bell and have someone else claim it at the window, then disappear.

Dude, I got tacojacked last night. That bum must have been hungry.

by uclafalcon June 30, 2004

Cataclysmic Taco

While having vaginal intercourse with a woman and she is about to cum, pull out and squirt two or more packets of Taco Bell hot sauce inside her vaginal orifice. Then continue to plow her until she screams herself unconscious.

Becky and I made up. While I was banging her, I remembered that she farted at my Mom's funeral. Then I decided to teach that bitch a lesson, and I gave her a Cataclysmic Taco.

by Wally The Wonder Lama May 26, 2011

Tiajuana Tacosalad

The sexual act of eating out a puked in vagina. You take a few shots of Tequilla, force yourself to puke, aim for the pussy, then eat your puke out of the girls pussy.

Joe-I'm going to give my wife the most meaningful Tiajuana Tacosalad tonight.

Juan-Oh, that sounds good. I think I'm going to go drink some beer.

Joe-She really deserves it, I think shes tried of always sucking my dick. Its her turn for some pleasure.

by titsmacgeee December 31, 2010

Taco Fiesta

The opposite of a sausage fest. When there are mainly only girls at a party.

Bro get over here right now. This party is hoppin. It's one hot Taco Fiesta.

by JWSZ August 8, 2009

Taco Slunt

Derogatory slang for a lesbian who is being a slutty cunt.

Man, Jessica is being a real taco slunt today!

by Booz Allen's Hamiltons November 1, 2010

taco punch

An effective means of fighting a non-male; this involves puching a non-male directly in the vagina aka (taco)

Dude I was totally geting my ass kicked my Amanda untill i taco punched her. now all thats left is smoldering tampon.

by EL Markster February 27, 2011