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Aztec sun god gooning

Aztec sun god flicker gooning is going to be when you flicker goon and you squirt 2222m out then the sun shines apon you and your soul transcends out of your body and levitates into the beam of sun light and you meet Huitzilopochtli who gives you the ability to have glowing shiny nut that could burn like lava
Dude, I was Aztec sun god gooning last night and now my nut is lava!
by 7ncvz December 9, 2024
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The area located deep between the fluffy, buttery, back-biscuits, that someone wants to put something in, either because they are angry with you or very much love you, depending on the circumstances.
When happy and hopeful: May I please park my fleshy-torpedo in your brown starfish garage, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”
When angry with someone: if you keep doing that, I’m going to put a 2 L bottle “where the sun doesn’t shine!”
by Gomer Kyle August 27, 2023
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second-hand sun

When you get your daily allotment of vitamin D from basking in an iridescent moon glow. Mostly pertaining to those living in overcast places who never get to see the sun...but for some reason always see the moon.
Ultra-white chic: "I don't have to worry about freckles since I tan in second-hand sun!"

Normal chic: "Yeah the 'Elven' look really works for you...how is 'Narnia' these days!"
by Skippychris December 8, 2010
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Sun Jerky

Naturally mummified strips of human flesh, especially the labia.
Karen passed away while sunbathing in the nude.

Now that bitch's pussy is some Sun Jerky.
by Q-Tippy October 27, 2018
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Sun

The sun in which cases burns my eyeballs because the sun is an EXTREMELY DEADLY LASER.
mom: go outside

me: no
mom: why not

me: the sun is a deadly laser
by your fellow gurl January 26, 2022
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Ra The Sun

Ra is the Egyptian word for 'sun'. As a solar deity, Ra embodied the power of the sun but was also thought to be the sun itself, envisioned as the great god riding in his barge across the heavens throughout the day and descending into the underworld at sunset.
Ra the Sun is not a god it’s so stupid

Maybe its true or not but I agree because I’m Christian.
by Α January 24, 2022
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