Splinter sucker

Cocksucker, someone who enjoys sucking a dick,oral sex

Yehaa I am the best god damn splinter sucker in south Wales

by Djruffglove September 14, 2018

sucker muncher

Someone eating a sandwich that has just been beaten up by a gangster for no apparent reason.

My wife became a sucker muncher during her lunch break last week and now I'll visit her in hospital.

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018

Maryland Cock Sucker

The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.

Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

Snot Sucker

An offensive slur used against Eskimos and indigenous people living in northern climates. Snot Sucker refers to the practice of an Inuit mother orally sucking the mucus out of their infant child's nose. The purpose of snot sucking is to prevent nose discharge from dripping onto the child's face and freezing due to the sub-zero temperatures.

"I saw a documentary about Eskimos and watched those snot suckers kill a reindeer"

by Albinez December 19, 2020

blob sucker

when someone dares to suck your blob

hey Micheal, don't you even fucking dare to suck my blob again you fucking blob sucker!
* Micheal proceeds to suck his blob *

by brigidonzio January 5, 2022

Furry sucker

When two underaged men dress as foxes and gallop around till they get tired and when one goes to sleep the other take a dildo covered in peanut butter and shives it in their ass till they bleed then provides to throat fuck them until they wake up do too lack of oxygen then the boy rapes the other while howling watching twilight then one shoves there furry dick into the others eye till it bleeds from damaging the retina . Then he cums into the boys mouth and chokes him till he passes out.

Hey dawg are you a furry sucker’ yeah why

by Thefurrysucker January 16, 2025

Horse-Shoveling-Cock-Sucker

Said mostly out of frustration no real meaning behind it rather then to release stress

*Working on something and it will not come loose* "Soon gonna be some horse-shoveling-cock-sucker coming out of here in a minute"

by ViperUrban June 6, 2024