French speaking person

ultimate pussy destroyer

you: je parle français
someone: damn you pussy destroyer, if you're French speaking person

by stewardo December 19, 2020

screaming seagull

while having sex on a beach, in a sandbox, or in some area with sand, stick your dick in the sand and then back in her. She will scream in a way that resembles that of a seagull.

We were having a good time, then i decided that it would be funny to give her a screaming seagull. She doesn't want to talk to me anymore.

by grizzlybear64 March 1, 2009

Man Spreading

Another small micro-issue feminist use to demonize and insult the dominant gender (male). If being logical and not female, the reason most men spread their legs in public places is simply because of the tension and friction of their male reproduction appendage making them uncomfortable when sitting. This “2 worded” word is also used to just complain about something else that no one normal and logically actually gives a fuck about.

Omg quit man spreading, you white male asshole!

by Immaculate_RedPill69 January 15, 2020

screaming seagull

When you are fucking on the beach, you take your dick out, dip it in the sand, and put it back in. You both scream from the pain, amidst the cries of seagulls.

I was having sex on the beach when i accidentally gave us a screaming seagull.

by yogabbagabbaa June 15, 2009

Muck Spreading

Muck Spreading (verb) - The jetison of spent semen from your partners anus by means of farting or shitting or both at the same time.

Tracey spread her butts and farted the spent muck right back onto my Japs Eye.
"Bullseye, you Muck Spreading bitch, I grunted!"

by Ozzer Onzer May 17, 2006

Screaming black one

n. Waste material discharged from the anus after a heavy nights drinking and a hot curry. So named by the horrible screaming that follows the sun hot monster that bursts from your behind.

Jesus wept! That screaming black one felt like I was having my anus broiled.

by Captain Blackheart September 28, 2005

Screamingmonkeyelephantslopp

A loud, annoying, sloppy, chunky, female.
A female messbag.

I cant stand my roomates, they are such screamingmonkeyelephantslopps.

This party sucks, there are so many screamingmonkeyelephantslopps in here!

Wow, look at that sreamingmonkeyelephantslopp in the corner, what a fat slob!

by BigBiff April 9, 2008