Snap Streaks

a completely fucking utterly useless thing where when you and a friend snap each other every 24 hours or else the time would run out and the streak would end, most people like to draw an “s” and send it to everybody on their friends list (not very many friends considering they send snap streaks)

Mom: “David, why does Avery keep sending me an ‘s’?”

Dad: “Awh, shit. Our son is trying to start a snap streak?! I’ll grab the shotgun and blow this motherfucker’s head off”

Mom:”A snap streak, that sounds incredibly worthless! Yeah, go ahead and yolk that fuckface!”

Dad: “Did you just say... ‘yolk’..? *aims shotgun at her head* I’m sorry honey.”

Mom: “P-please! It was just an expression!

*kid walks in wearing sleeveless sweater*

Dad: *aims gun at kid and pulls the trigger blasting the shit out of his head* “OH NO THE FUCK YOU DONT!”

snap streaks are dumb

by turtlepenis 64 November 20, 2018

Snyder Cut

1. A version of a movie that is longer than most films are when released in theaters. So long, in fact, that the theatrical version feels rushed or incomplete. Oftentimes felt by audiences that watched the theatrical cut, and cry out for the full version online.

I really wish they’d release the Snyder Cut if Frozen 2, so much felt like it was missing, or was in the trailers but not the final cut.

by The Myth Rider December 5, 2019

Snapped

Opposite of flopped; when someone comes thru.

"Yooo, Max just snapped on that music, it was so bumpin'"

by sonessssss June 28, 2015

Butt Snorkeling

Having one's head so far up their boss's ass and still being able to breathe out his nostrils when the boss is standing in 5 feet of water!

Gregg Goings was butt snorkeling again at lunch today.

by Therickman December 17, 2003

thicker than a snickers

When a girl isn't super skinny and has lots of curves.

Nicki Minaj is thicker than a snickers.

by akm12345 January 5, 2011

class snake

A student in a class that will give anyone up just to be on the teacher's good side.

"I heard that Eddie is a class snake." "Damn I hate those class snakes!"

by Don't ask what my name is November 6, 2017

Snake in the blanket

The snake in the blanket is more or less the male version of camel toe. It is when a man's pants are so tight you can clearly make out the outline of his penis and nutsack combo.

A snake in the blanket is very sketchy and can create many awkward situations. Use extreme caution when in the presence of a snake in the blanket, or you may die.

Godamnit! Son of a bitch!!!!

That guy has snake in the blanket!

by tyranasaurous ryanasaurous October 2, 2004