Skip to main content

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A ranking system, ranging from one to 10. One is "So ugly I'll go blind" and 10 is Greek goddess drop-dead gorgeous." It is mostly used by heterosexual boys/men to describe how beautiful, hideous or "in between" a girl/woman is.
Dude #1: Hey man, see that chick over there? She hella fine, ain't she?

Dude #2: Eh! Using the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale (FAS), I would give her a 7. *puts on glasses* Uh-uh, that is a 2!

Dude #1: Gimme those. *snatches glasses and puts them on his face* Ahhh! You are too generous. That frog vomit is worse than my vision after being assaulted by her image.

Dude #3: Guys, you really need to stop using FAS. It objectifies women by giving their worth
by Lie 'Til I Die August 27, 2016
mugGet the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale mug.

T.M.I. scale

A scale from 1 to 10 that rates the level of personal information you should give to a person.

Strangers are a 1 on the T.M.I. scale and a Significant Other would rate as a 9 or 10.

The longer you know a person the higher they rate on the T.M.I. scale.
Dude, you're only a 4 on the T.M.I. scale, you should not be telling me this. That is way too much information.
by Bionic Botanist December 3, 2009
mugGet the T.M.I. scale mug.

awsome scale

the scale were awsome is measured
"man nice triple backflip, high on the awsome scale for sure"

"aaww man yd u gotta kick us out like that man, very low on the awsome scale"
by jimmi dowding December 15, 2003
mugGet the awsome scale mug.

Rictus Scale

Originally a mis-hearing of the earthquake-measuring "Richter Scale", this measures how far your jaw drops when told a surprising or shocking fact. Anything above a Rictus Scale of 7 means you look like Jim Carrey waking from a nightmare.
"When I said we were breaking up, his face measured 7.3 on the Rictus Scale."
by Where's Mike? March 30, 2009
mugGet the Rictus Scale mug.

Pittsburgh Sealer

right before a girl cums you take it out, and RAM it in her ass!!!
by rfbdhjbgghjvfbgh August 12, 2009
mugGet the Pittsburgh Sealer mug.

Starr Funny Scale

A scale that is used to determine the funniness of a person/thing/event. Can range from funny as...

1-A visit to grandma's
2-Knock-knock jokes
3-Watching grandma fall down the stairs
4-Comedy stand-up
5-Emma/Matt

(Note: Few things are actually as funny as the last classification Emma/Matt. Do not use often)
Person 1: How funny do you think a fart in school is?
Person 2: I think its about a 3 on the Starr Funny Scale
by WakkaWakkaBOOM June 15, 2009
mugGet the Starr Funny Scale mug.

1-10 female attractiveness scale

1) a donkey with a human face
2) god I get herpes just looking at her
3) ew
4) you can look at her without your eyes bleeding
5) not hot but not ugly
6) slightly above average
7) nice ass maybe but bad face
8) damn she turns me on

9) oh god she's hot as fuck
10) WARNING ANY MAN WHO SEES THIS WOMAN WILL BE OVERCOME WITH HOROMONES AND RAPE HER IN A PRIMAL FRENZY OF HOT NASTY SEX
"Yo see that hoe over there? "
"Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale."
by Pussy slayer 69 420 September 15, 2016
mugGet the 1-10 female attractiveness scale mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email