Lannister Steamer

When a guy asks his sister to urinate and defecate on him.

"Yo, sis, piss on me, and then, a lil later, shit on me too, a new thing called the Lannister Steamer"

by Propelhue June 15, 2022

Baccy Steamer

A spin on the classic Cleveland Steamer - this sexual act involves eating a diverse and immense amount of food from a high-end all-you-can-eat buffet, allowing enough time for it properly digest and fester, and then defecating it all on the chest of a prostitute.

(Named after the world-famous Bacchanal Buffet in Las Vegas, where this act was pioneered, circa 2022).

Bro, that Vegas trip was epic; we found a nice hooker that let us do Baccy Steamers for only $100 each.

by Nasty Nate 420 June 21, 2022

My Little Pony Steamer

When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.

Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.

"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"

by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022

Steamer Dog

The act of pooping into another persons butt by laying a steamer long ways between the butt cheeks, resembling a hot dog in a bun.

I wanted to show my true love by giving her a "steamer dog".

by William B. Hardigan June 24, 2022

fenway steamer

When a New York Yankees fan buys the Souvenir Red Sox popcorn helmet at Fenway Park , finishes the popcorn, takes a shit in the Red Sox helmet , and slams the shit filled helmet on the piece of shit Red Sox fan in front of him. The Yankees win! Thaaaaaaaaa Yankees WIN!

If you get the popcorn souvenir helmet , you have to give the Fenway Steamer when you’re done.

by MackleDeeslong August 13, 2022

reverse jungle steamer

When a woman takes a huge dump on a man and then swings head first into the defecation, as though she is swinging in the jungle.

Wow, Shalyn just took a huge reverse jungle steamer on Willie and poop sprayed everywhere.

by Debodatubz October 24, 2022

West Texas Steamer

When you’re doing the wheelbarrow under a cow, and the cow shits on the chest of the person being wheelbarrowed.

We were at the ranch yesterday and Cheryl got a West Texas Steamer

by enjoimark April 26, 2022