Why am I single?

A common exclamation of disappointment one makes when they can't fathom the reason for not having a romantic or sexual partner, often made by someone who's answer is obvious, but refuses to improve themselves.

Me: WHY AM I SINGLE?!?!?!
A smart person: Because you're unlovable
Me: Shut up Susan I have a great personality
A smart person: My name's not Susan

by jsdfhcnsdfhru June 6, 2018

is there a single word not on the urban dictionary?

When you mistaken the urban dictionary (a very very time wasting website) as the google search engine and you type this sentence because you want to find something it doesn't have.

A person: i think i'm going to search is there a single word not on the urban dictionary?
Urban dictionary: YOU ARE BANNED FOR TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING WE DON"T HAVE!!!
A person: *Faint*

by 08yu March 21, 2020

Singapore

1)A nice place to visit, wide variety of foods from 3 major ethic backgrounds...Malay, Indian and Chinese. Humid weather tha goes all year round. Its too small, people who get sick of singapore seek refuge to thier neighbour..Malaysia.

And you know what im sick of? THE SINGAPOREAN GOVERNMENT!

2)A country that claims to be democratic....BULLSHIT. In the pledge "To build a democratic society, based on justice and equality, so as to achive happiness, prosperity..." this is also bullshit. A shitty new car in singapore can buy you a new house in australia for the same price. Not to forget, this is a MALAY country and yet its swarmed with all these chinese muthafuckers. Its so racist to malays and indians. Chinese ppl are taking over these countries.(Sadly, Malaysia is now 50% chinese). Whats with the strict rules? Why can't ppl protest for thier own rights? Isn't this suppose to be a democratic country? This communist country is corrupted to the core.

Sadrudin: Hey I have to go back to Singapore to serve National Service for 2 years, eventhough Im a Australian Citizen.

Habib:That's bull!

Sadrudin: Nah, the Singapore government is too fucked up to realize that my entire life, family, education is here now.

Habib:Uleh, I feel for ya bro.

by Jamaludin July 6, 2006

South African Smoke Signal

the act of any sexual intercourse that involves, the partner lighting the pubic hair on the ballsack on fire while the person is ejaculating (skeeting, cumming, splooging, finishing, getttin that good shit)

i was shooting my load and that bitch gave me a south african smoke signal!

by The Long Snapper January 21, 2011

Singapore

A country where bubblegum is banned, oral sex is banned, owning guns is banned, and sodomy is allowed.

Don't go to singapore, I should know, I live there.

by v3Fusion July 12, 2003

Singapore

So goddamed hot. Bad music on some radio stations, disgraces the English language with 'singlish" which is a total fucked up language Singaporeans created. No gum here, very bad. No mugging but slashing with parangs. Kinda safe place i guess... Schools over-pressure the kids with insane work. Otherwise it's pretty alright.

Singapore-Singlish - 'Walao why you so like dat wan, think you so big ah?"

by ThegirlfromSingapore December 16, 2010

Singlesaints

1. Latter-day Saint, or LDS, single adults, as found at www.singlesaints.com
2. Singlesaints.com itself

There are lots of singlesaints on Singlesaints.

by Randy Tayler November 24, 2003