Ryan

Person with a biggest penis but small balls

Last night I had a ryan omg he was great

by Digbick282828 July 6, 2017

Ryan

A flat ass bitch

Cullen is such a ryan

by Urmom173850329 October 18, 2019

Ryan

If this is your name you are the big succ

Someone: You are a Ryan
Random Guy: :(

by NonThiccPanda October 29, 2019

Ryan

A lesbian who desperatly needs a bra. And, she has freaky eyebrows. Also, her eyes are really big and pop out when she wears her contacts. She has this crusty stuff on her eyelids and the skin on her ear is brown and flaky. She cannot be original so she copies people. Ryan also is a compulsive liar. This does not apply to all Ryans.

WOW! I cannot believe Ryan copied R.B. again!

by ahahahahhahahhahahahahaha May 3, 2009

Ryan

To make a short, simple car trip into an unnecessarily long and complicated one.

Normally it takes 5 min to get to the shops, but Dave Ryanned it up and it took 40 min.

by Clarke45 March 15, 2010

ryan

Ryan is a faggot. Never listen to what he has to say. Throw rocks at him. Dumb bitch that he is, probably wont even notice.

"I saw Ryan walking down the street so I stoned him to death," Guy #1
"Woah, good job, did he notice?" Guy #2
"Nah, he's too much of a dumb bitch." Guy #1
"True."

by myballsareinyourmumsmouthrn March 20, 2017

Ryan

Fucking fag who thinks he's cool but is really a six year old little boy. Harold lookin ass, PBS chill motherfucker. Cracker ass looking motherfucker, lying mofo. Thinks he can throw shade but can't even hit puberty.

Bro 1: "hey bro I'm going to play with a girls emotions and feelings then lie to her friends!"

Bro 2: "I wouldn't man you'll be pulling a Ryan"

Bro 1: shit you right

by Ty_your_shoes November 21, 2016