Stages of a Relationship

The different stages of a relationship. A method of predicting what stage a relationship is at, or for determining when a relationship will form, end etc.

These stages are always changing and new stages are always emerging, therefore the stages include but are not limited to:
- Genesis Stage
- Midpoint Stage
- Advancement Stage
- Turbulence Stage
- Decline Stage
Professor Love Dickinanus: I knew they would break up, I predicted it!
Colleague: How? How did you know that they would break up around this time?
Professor Love Dickinanus: I noticed tension between them when they started dating, so I used my method called the Stages of a Relationship to determine when their relationship would cease to exist.
by ProfessorGOD August 30, 2018
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On A Relationship

Not being in a relationship with someone because on of you is not read, but you want to me in one with that person.
Sierra: What’s up with you and Steve?
Nicole: We are on a relationship because I broke up with Tom a week ago.
by Nickie411 August 14, 2018
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Groups are the Pope's main focus, so if you're in a relationship, spend groupS
Groups are the Pope's main focus, so if you're in a relationship, spend groupS
by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
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a) to see eye-to-eye
b) to reach a common level of understanding, whether in terms of intimacy or otherwise
if you want to properly communicate with someone, and avoid conflict, you need to start by learning how to learn how to fuel a mutually beneficial relationship
by Sexydimma December 26, 2014
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Dollar Store Relationship

A relationship that is so generic and basic it's like buying pop tarts from the dollar store
My sisters relationship with her boyfriend is so generic and basic it's like a dollar store relationship.
by HerbADerb December 11, 2015
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Envelopment Relationship

An Envelopment Relationship is when a person intentionally does not reveal their true feelings on who they love, because they do not want to cause conflict with an existing lover.
Person 1: You like Jane? She's dating John.
Person 2: Yeah, it's more of a Envelopment Relationship..
by xXDj_CandyXx August 13, 2016
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Fallacy Relationship

When two people are dating only because -
- Their friends hooked them up
- One, or both, owes it to the other
- Are fuck buddies that don't want to be labeled such
- One, or both, is using it as an excuse to not be single
- The two actually deserves one another

Even though the causes for a Fallacy Relationship vary, it can always be characterized by one, or both, of its members heavily neglecting the relationship till need arises.
-"Why didn't your girlfriend to come?"
+"Sorry, I forgot to invite her."
-"I thought you two were attached at the hip?"
+"Oh no, we're just a fallacy relationship."
by Mrjohndoe October 26, 2014
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