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Real Man

A stereotypical term used by people when they mean to say "human with good qualities". In fact, these people make no sense, since a woman can have good qualities too.
Also used to manipulate insecure men.
Instead, this term should be used to describe a man with masculine qualities. Recommended especially when having sex because it can be a real turn-on and won't be taken seriously.
Incorrect use #1
Person: Do what I want
Man: No
Person: You're not a real man

Incorrect use #2
Woman: I want a real man, someone who takes care of me, who does this, who does that blah blah blah.

Correct use
Straight woman/Gay man: Be a real man and fuck the shit out of me.
by periodtpooh24 May 29, 2019
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crossbones real

One of the nicest people on the planet. He’s a very supportive and amazing friend. He’s funny, relatable, and just a good person in general. He respects all your opinions and is just an amazing person.
Crossbones real is the most supportive person on the planet!
by EveFNBR February 9, 2021
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REAL pheonix

A bird that some one lit on fire and when it dies they put the egg of the bird into the ashes so it is literately born again from the ashes.
look! it's a REAL pheonix
by r bginvefigrvefovgefocwdfebncw November 3, 2020
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real yellow

It's cool, or badass. Like, a roller coaster that is real yellow. Could even be the really real yellow.
Dood, that ride is the real yellow, not just the yellow they used.
by ericthered26 May 20, 2007
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real original

Sarcasm. When a person says or does something unoriginal.
When someone starts fake poppin' and lockin' on the dancefloor cause they can't really dance, "Look at this guy, REAL ORIGINAL."

When a person makes ANYTHING they found on pinterest and shows it to you, "Oh look at that, reeeaaalll original babe."
by BrownBearCreamBear March 5, 2016
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Real Talk

n. The act of setting an argument with your girlfriend to lyrical prose. See also R. Kelly
Girl, they don't eat with us; they don't sleep with us;
What THEY eat don't make US shit!
Real talk.
by alpha planet May 29, 2010
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keeping it real

A manufactured street code for continued white supremacy. As used in common speech, could also be phrased, "keeping it submissive" or "keeping politically, socially, and economically irrelevant."
African-Americans (especially men) who have evolved into greatness through traditional paths are invalidated as they have not "kept it real." The term's definition relegates and caps many potential great African Americans through peer-pressure, advertising, greater social misunderstanding, and ambiguous racial identity.
The phrase is harmful in that it not only damages the collective psyche of a large portion of the American populace, it also limits (in all facets) the unlimited potential that this group could have upon the country.
"Thurgood Marshall, Barack Obama, Bill Cosby, Oprah Winfrey, Morgan Freeman, Booker T. Washington, (Sports Analyst) James Brown, and Condoleeza Rice are not keeping it real."

"50 Cent and Michael Vick are keeping it real."
by Adam S. Chin August 28, 2007
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