Gay queer

A term used for anyone who is named Gabriel that drives a raggedy ass Tacoma that the subs are worth more than his Ride
There goes Gay queer in his fucking import, look at the wheels rattle off
by Jefg8r April 18, 2022
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queer squash

A pumpkin with a mustache, or a gay Asian guy.
So, James, name a fruit that starts with "Q." "Ummmmm..... Queer squash." James said.
by SirJankytitsmclesbo December 01, 2017
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queer the crack

to insert the erect genitellia of the male into the anal cavity of another person.
Donksta would queer your crack, watch out Coby, here he comes.
by T$ March 05, 2003
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Queer Puritanist

A phenomenon wherein self-described leftwing, queer, and LGBT "allies" condemn and demonize heterosexual fan service for normal people while maintaining explicit double standards for homosexual, trans, and female-oriented fanservice. Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the fact that much of fiction is meant to be a form of escapism. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such groups often found themselves opposed to in previous decades when they campaigned for sexual liberation.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson in Spider-Man 2 looks like? Shut up, you're a porn-brained incel."
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa, why are you such a queer puritanist?"
by JD_543975834 December 27, 2023
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An internet rule dictating that those who condemn and demonize fan service for normal, sane people often define themselves as queer or as LGBTQ "allies".

Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson looks like? Shut up, your porn-brained incel!"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
by JD_543975834 January 01, 2024
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Queer boating

Acting queer when you’re not actually queer in social situation.
Wow did you see Charlie’s queer boating that guy for a free drink.
by Sexyrexy April 15, 2023
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jelly queer

People who have lived in the United Soviet Socialist Republic.
I ran into a Russian yesterday and I was like, 'What up you jelly queer! How's living in Soviet Russia?'.
by WEELEMONZ0 June 12, 2011
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