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Pork

It was clear that the man behind you is a pork.
by TherealOGnick October 5, 2015
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Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation
time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"
by HeyItsMeh! June 13, 2011
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pork cheetah

A rotund person who is surprisingly agile and athletic despite their large size.
I can’t believe that pork cheetah got to the ball in time!
by Dr. DA July 10, 2024
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pull porked

(Verb): when a woman is in doggystyle, you put both index fingers in her culo and both thumbs in her meat clutch, bury yourself eyeballs deep, and lick from hole to hole.
"Laura was so drunk last night that I pull porked her while her friends watched"

"Aye Laura you tryna get pull porked?"
by Boatardz July 7, 2017
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Pork Chop Moment

A pork chop moment is similar to having a blond moment, a moment of stupidity, but worse and for a longer period of time.
Man's friend: yoo broo, why you cheesing me broo?
Portuguese guy: .........................huh?
Man's friend: WOWWW, long enough pork chop moment =P
by Thatguyfromthatplace7797 April 1, 2011
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Pork monster

by Choppy Tom October 7, 2022
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